What minstrels?

[macethump]

Well, where are they?  I expected them to be hanging out at taverns, ready to make a denar composing paens to the honor and glory of yours truly, resulting in increased morale for my troops and improved relations to whatever town I happen to be in.  Maybe the developers need some more writers to compose said ego-strokes (if so, count me in!).  I miss them (or, at least, miss headshotting them with a crossbow).  Such artistic potential, squandered.  A tragedy, especially given the dearth of performing arts in Calradia.

 

[Adorno]

When war goes up, art goes down 

 

[Tiberius]

TODO: Not implemented yet.

 

[Sanzo84]

Yet another not implemented feature in M&B. I heard that with the help of the minstrels you could've wooed some ladies in court.

 

[macethump]

I haven't even seen ANY in 1.003, much less the old TODO tag.

 

[spikeeme]

i didn't manege to find any minstrel  and just gave up whit looking for the minstrel

 

[Temujin]

There aren't any in 1.003

does annyone remember that mintrel TO DO song someone made here?  That was funny!

 

[The Mercenary]

Alas, the minstrel, much like the dark knights that everyone hated, has passed from Calradia.

 

[mrcrotch]

I want them both back. The Dark Knights were bastards. Well - I want working Minstrels in it aswell, not saying "TODO"

 

[hayabusa12]

Song of the Minstrel

Hello.  I am a minstrel.
I’m not implemented yet.
I have many songs for you,
And many more to get.
Alas, tho, my tongue be still,
And my harp is silent more.
For I’m not implemented yet,
And just another Dev’s chore.

TODO!  TODO!  What TODO?  What TODO?
I am just a minstrel, what am I TODO?
TODO!  TODO!  What TODO?  What TODO?
I’ve no script nor a mission, what am I TODO?

Hello. I am a minstrel.
I’m not implemented, still.
I could sing of Lady Jadeth,
Or of Nords killing at will.
I’d gladly tell brave tales
Of dashing Lord Mirchaud,
But ‘till Devs above implement me,
I’m stuck in my minstrel period.

TODO!  TODO!  What TODO?  What TODO?
I am just a minstrel, what am I TODO?
TODO!  TODO!  What TODO?  What TODO?
Just a voiceless NPC, what am I TODO?

Everybody now!

TODO!  TODO!  What TODO?  What TODO?
I am just a minstrel, what am I TODO?
TODO!  TODO!  What TODO?  What TODO?
I’ve no script nor a mission, what am I TODO?

Courtesy of everyone's favorite Tig.

 

[CBCRonin]

Alas, the minstrel, much like the dark knights that everyone hated, has passed from Calradia.

Not everyone hated them .

Every hero needs an enemy, of at least equal strength to themselves, to live up to the title. Though they be at odds with one another and harsh words fall as blows, in some measure there is respect for their foe.---------> you can see that you have stirred that part in me, where my faux medieval melodramatic bones reside  .

 

[mrcrotch]

Although they never were implemented...

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Has that been there since the whole "You can only post every 5 minutes" thing? Never came across it before.

 

[The Mercenary]

Although they never were implemented...

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Has that been there since the whole "You can only post every 5 minutes" thing? Never came across it before.

Aye, it's been there for a while. I get it all the time, what with multiple windows open.

I thought the dark knights were fun. After I hated them. Because I was wandering around Zendar (Anyone miss that, too?) and I ran into a forty-Knight party with a hundred and fifty prisoners. I was massacred.