What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition

[Evelyn]

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[Lumos]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Who doesn't like girls scorching?

Spoiler

(Un)fortunately, I don't have a copy of the film, and apparently this is as good a picture as they get.

 

[Adorno]

That looks a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow. What's the film called?

 

[Lumos]

homem de ferro 3

 

[Adorno]

I know enough Latin for that to be Iron Man? 
Don't remember Paltrow becoming a red Hulk'tress.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html

Pepe is now a hate symbol.

 

[Lumos]

Don't remember Paltrow becoming a red Hulk'tress.

Spoiler: Iron Man 3 spoilers

I don't actually remember a lot of things from this movie, but fortunately the IMDb synopsis helps:

Aldrich arrives and reveals he has kidnapped Pepper and subjected her to Extremis, intending to infuse her with superhuman abilities and turn her against Tony as leverage to gain Tony's aid in fixing Extremis' flaws.

[...] Tony discovers Pepper has survived the Extremis procedure. However, before he can save her, a container crane rig collapses around them and she falls 200 feet to her apparent death.

Pepper shows up with Extremis powers and finishes off the weakened Aldrich.

Spoiler

I definitely didn't remember that she also became the Ashen One as well.

 

[AWdeV]

http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html

Pepe is now a hate symbol.

It's a symbol and I hate it, so that seems appropriate.

 

[Adorno]

Aha!

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I need Pepe for my bunghole.

 

[Adorno]

Reading this article in a New Zealand accent, I giggled 

... Clement said they’re “trying to write a werewolves spin-off” that would be entitled We’re Wolves."

http://collider.com/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-tv-spinoff-series/#poster

 

[Horcerer]

I was browsing youtube and found this comment, of which the user literally has the same avatar as Wellen:

Wellen hates Captured Joe confirmed,

 

[Lumos]

WellenBrecher's Real Name Leaked: Grave Secret Revealed! (YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!)

 

[Wellenbrecher]

There's at least 10+ people in off-topic that could tell you what my real name is and at least once screenshot with corresponding comment  in Other Games of all places that does so as well.

 

[Horcerer]

We know, Faraz.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

If you need a YouTube comment of some irrelevant third person to confirm my hate for something as Dutch as Joe then you still have a lot to learn, David...

 

[Adorno]

Watching a B movie where a guy tells a girl about a crossbow:

Guy: This is the latest in Sarnettt assault weapons technology.
        The tip of this arrow explodes 3 seconds after penetration!

Girl: Reminds me of an old boyfriend!

 

[Vraelomon]

Sarnettt

Smooth 

 

[Lumos]

Which movie would that be, please?

 

[Adorno]

Enemy Gold, at 00:10:50. You can watch it on Youtube (beware of nudity, and the fact that it's ****).