What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition

[Danath]

Just watched the trailer. Y'all should stop complaining about the graphics and focus on how they crammed every linguistically possible fantasy trailer cliché into such a short space. I challenge anyone to come up with a cheesy oneliner which wasn't featured in that trailer.

I think we are only missing an old wise mentor giving silly counsel like "what does your heart say" and the arrogant prick saying that there is no need for external help to kill some beasts

 

[SacredStoneHead]

Just watched the trailer. Y'all should stop complaining about the graphics and focus on how they crammed every linguistically possible fantasy trailer cliché into such a short space. I challenge anyone to come up with a cheesy oneliner which wasn't featured in that trailer.

Spoiler: Blizz trailers without graphics

 

[Evelyn]

Spoiler

 

[Anarion]

Largest Police Union Cautions Quentin Tarantino: We've Got a Surprise Coming for You

I know what's going to happen: some policemen are going to unexpectedly show up at his house and "arrest" Quentin, everyone will laugh and the nice policemen will give Quentin a stern but friendly talking-to and then let him sit in the car for a while before his bed time. Oh, he's such a menace.

 

[Mad Vader]

Spoiler

Are the comments from a mod made by a non-native English speaker?

 

[BenKenobi]

The only thing wrong with the Warcraft movie trailer is that their heads are too small and that their speech is synchronised with the movement of their jaws.

 

[Adorno]

Largest Police Union Cautions Quentin Tarantino: We've Got a Surprise Coming for You

I know what's going to happen: some policemen are going to unexpectedly show up at his house and "arrest" Quentin, everyone will laugh and the nice policemen will give Quentin a stern but friendly talking-to and then let him sit in the car for a while before his bed time. Oh, he's such a menace.

"Fraternal Order of Police..."? Doesn't sound like a union, but a secret brotherhood.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Spoiler

Christ

 

[AreJohn]

Spoiler

Christ

What the **** did I just read?

 

[Rahn]

It was inevitable.

 

[Cordor]

Spoiler

the way he says ''I have mastered the sword'' after slashing a kid down, reminds me of a really ****ty hokuto no ken villain, that ken would just smash his ribs with a kick

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

What the hell? Do Italians understand war at all?

Spoiler

 

[Fierce Headmaster]

All the backstabbing

 

[Vieira151]

What the hell? Do Italians understand war at all?

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Papal States, 1510: I think we have been doing this wrong. Venice is rich, and we should help them as this war is not fair at all!
Spain, HRE, 1511: The Pope has joined with Venice! It is a sign. We must join them and defeat the heathen French!
Swiss, 1511: The pope has lots of money. Let's join them. We don't like the French anyway.
Venice, 1513: Jesus christ, I ****ing hate the Spanish and the HRE. Mind if we join you, France?
Scotland, 1513: We like the French, and we shall help you fight for your freedom, Venice! (much like we've recently been failing to do ourselves!)
Milan, 1513: I ****ing hate Venice. Let's do this!

 

[Anarion]

And the Italians followed this noble tradition of changing sides all the way until the 20th century. You just gotta admire it.

 

[Frankish Sinatra]

How does that even happen? I blame Paradox, it must be a bug.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

It's an exploit. You deliberately start losing the war, then switch sides right at the end to claim victory and get all that prestige. Your allies get aggressive expansion for declaring war on an ally. You win.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

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[rebelknight]

Who is the kid?

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

B. Hussein Obama.