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[quote author=The CBC]Is politics broken? Watch the debate, then you get to vote to see which side wins![/quote]

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3012937/Germanwings-pilot-Andreas-Lubitz-28-praised-exceptional-flying-skills-rising-star-fleet.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.

'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'

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Hello De Vries

How are you today? My name is Charles Atsu, I am regional manager here in Accra, Ghana. I am writing this letter to you because of your surname. I have been in search of someone with your last name, so when I saw your name I was propelled to contact you for this opportunity and hope we can work together.

Late Peter De Vries,is a citizen of your Country, who had a fixed deposit with my bank here in Ghana in 2009 for 72 calendar months, valued at US$4,400,000.00 (Four million and Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was last November 2013. Sadly "Peter was among the death victims in the march 11th 2011 Earthquake disaster in Japan, He was in Japan on a business trip when the Earthquake happened.

My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Peter , did not mention any beneficiary when the account was opened, and i have tried without success to find any member of his family. Last week my Bank Management requested that i should give instructions on what to do about the funds, if to renew the contract.

I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that "Peter is dead and do not have any beneficiary to the funds, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as beneficiary to the account, since you have the same last name with him and our bank head quarters will approve the transfer of the funds in your name because your surname is the only thing that qualifies you to stand as the beneficiary of Peter.

There is no risk involved because i am equally part of this process therefore you can be assured that this process will a success for us. I don't want the bank to confiscate the money.

For privacy, Write me to my personal email: [email protected]

Waiting to hear from you.

With Regards,

Mr. Charles Atsu
 
Nah, it's 4chan that's being too stupid. They see some similarities between real life occurences and their own private meme-y bullcrap.
 
AWdeV said:
Nah, it's 4chan that's being too stupid. They see some similarities between real life occurences and their own private meme-y bullcrap.

Or perhaps he is wondering why you would breathe normally after locking a pilot out of the cockpit of his plane?



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