What made you happy today?

[Roccoflipside]

So I actually look like my profile pic, and I agree, once you learn not to get it in your food and what not, it's not too much of a deal. Eggs on sandwiches area huge problem, though. No way to keep it from ****ing your need entirely.

 

[Anarion]

I just gotta recommend this channel on youtube, it's the world's most Italian-American botanist explaining stuff about plants and just being extremely charismatic in general. It's got everything.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3CBOpT2-NRvoc2ecFMDCsA

 

[Adorno]

Was at a fish restaurant in Bath, England. Google Translate didn't work, and my English glossary of fish is pretty small.
Took a chance on sea bream. Turns out it's my favourite fish. Score!

 

[BenKenobi]

After countless years, I finally have a ****ing degree 

 

[LeChat]

After countless years, I finally have a ****ing degree 

GG!

 

[Dante.]

After countless years, I finally have a **** degree 

Good job, what's the degree in?

 

[BenKenobi]

Law 

And I am quite looking forward to spending a week by drinking and sleeping 

 

[Dante.]

Damn, that's a difficult degree to obtain so I think you deserve a week of drinking and sleeping haha

 

[Arvenski]

Wow, that's quite the accomplishment, man. Congrats!

 

[Cpt. Nemo]

Don't party too hard fam, congratulations!

 

[McBeverage]

Few days ago but I finally got a third tattoo!  Same as #2 but on the other arm.  Gonna get something (probably Greek) mythology realted for #4 eventually as well.

Spoiler: Got a new tattoo, can't be arsed to rotate or resize on my phone so huge pic but

 

[kurczak]

Law 

And I am quite looking forward to spending a week by drinking and sleeping 

I thought you graduated like two years ago. Didn't you post that you were clerking for someone at the ConCourt? Anyway, congratulations on catching up with my delusions.

 

[BenKenobi]

I was an intern there for a year and a half with Filip and Simackova, but I don't think I'm good enough get an actual position there right after school.

 

[Delora Filth]

My deepest condolences on becoming another cog in the bureaucracy.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Cushier than a cog in the machine.

 

[Lord Brutus]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? 

Spoiler

One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is just a fish.

Congratulations anyway,

 

[Delora Filth]

Cushier than a cog in the machine.

Did you just call me fat?!

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Wouldn't have thought of it, but now that you mention it, you could be a bit more economically lubricated.

 

[kurczak]

I was an intern there for a year and a half with Filip and Simackova, but I don't think I'm good enough get an actual position there right after school.

Not with that attitude, you're not!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? 

Spoiler

One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is just a fish.

Spoiler

What do you call a lawyer who's bad at law?

Your honor.

Spoiler

What do you call a lawyer who's really bad at law?

Congressman.

 

[Dryvus]

Really good tacos that I made.