What made you happy today?

Ikea Knight

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After a ****ty day at work, I am about to go to one of my favorite restaurants with my lovely girlfriend in the middle of a sunny day.
Can't go wrong.
 

Densetsu

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That is monumentally mentally chunder smeared.

Do you drink mugs of anal evacuation so the rare cups of tea are all the more pleasurable? Do you pour dry cereal and gravel under your bed sheets so the rare non-kelloggsgravel bed sheets are all the more pleasurable? Do you fill your shoes with Plaster of Paris so the rare non-gashed shoes are all the more pleasurable?

You are literally tragically smearboiled chunder on tap.
 

Kentucky James VII

BioAfrikaner
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Are you gashed? Are you Literally Boomsmear chundergashed on the house?

Do you eat ten refried rebattered Sni**er bars in a row just because they taste nice? Do you watch Tinsterix: Quake VI & Co fifteen times a day just for the diminishing dopamine hits? Don't you have any restraint whatsoever? Even drug addicts take breaks between hits, and now you want to tell me that restraint is bad?



Excuse me, what?
 

DanAngleland

Grandmaster Knight
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That is monumentally mentally chunder smeared.

Do you drink mugs of anal evacuation so the rare cups of tea are all the more pleasurable? Do you pour dry cereal and gravel under your bed sheets so the rare non-kelloggsgravel bed sheets are all the more pleasurable? Do you fill your shoes with Plaster of Paris so the rare non-gashed shoes are all the more pleasurable?

You are literally tragically smearboiled chunder on tap.
Mock away, you autistic chimp, but the sensation which my thermally conditioned body now experiences from the rare caress of warm water is so intense that I get a powerful erection within seconds of simply standing under a hot shower. Admittedly, this phenomenon does oblige me to pick quiet times at the local swimming baths, but on the few times I've been caught in my full splendour, I believe the looks I received were as admiring as they were shocked.
 

Cpt. Nemo

The Wurst
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I now have a two week long spring break due to wuhan virus preparations, thanks Winnie the Pooh!
 

Arvenski

Count
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Lucked out of jury duty. I was supposed to be on call Monday through Friday next week, but when I went to the website this evening to report in, they said they had no trials scheduled for next week, and I was dismissed. Hallelujah!
 

Kobrag

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One piece is now evailable on the european region of Crunchyroll.

Also tower of God has been adapted into an anime. It's pretty good, drawn animation.
 

Kobrag

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Reliving the original M&B beta nostalgia in Bannerlord's early access has been really... nice.
Aye. The screeching hordes...not so much.
Also. Hello locke ^-^

EDIT: St Agur blue cheese is like a ****ing teddy bear for your mouth. My worries are floating away~
 
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Mum and Dad got into an argument for asinine reasons and haven't been talking to each other for the last 3 days and were sleeping at separate beds. Yesterday evening at 22.00, the government declared there would be a strict lockdown(supermarkets closed) for 48 hours starting from midnight. They got so mad at the incompetency of this policy and just ranted about how stupid this was all together. In panic they tried to decide what they could buy in the 2 hours remaining and got some veggies. Then they casually talked with each other about their day and slept together. Thanks for the common enemy.
 
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I got an offer for a job I tried once and enjoyed a lot. I had been on a free fall for a while now I feel like I gained a sense of purpose once again.
 

Shatari

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I had a successful day of trading today. I'm down an annoying escape artist billy goat and some unwanted roosters (the latter of which I was actually going to give away for free because they were too violent to let out to graze), and in exchange I got 50 laying hens and two cases of Little Debby snack cakes. It's a pretty good deal, since laying hens are going for $10 a pop right now, and eggs are pretty good barter bait as well right now. Plus, now I have some more tick eaters. I'm not so sure about the snack cakes as I rarely do sweets, but times are tough and it's getting really hard to get baking goods so I'll hold onto them.