Heathens and false tea-lovers everywhere!
To be serious, though, those tea bags are made from leftover tea leaves and such, plus they contain plastic(Twinings I'm looking at you). Mmmyeah, I prefer to find alternative ways to kill myself slowly, preferably by consuming x amount of meat and beer regularly.
Wait. You take on a new avatar and suddenly you seem like a decent person because you've put some effort into the writing of that post. It has capitals and punctuation.
I'm impressed. Don't go back to being Somewhatpro.