what if WWII was fought online?

[ManOfHonor]

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the **** up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: **** u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: **** u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*


From another forum......

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

You *FINALLY* found that? I think almost everybody in the &*()#@!ing world has seen that now.

Let's do a WWIII online. I call Musashai Of Kenya.

 

[Waylander918]

Kenyans run like devils

 

[okiN]

Funny, but old.

 

[slavetrader]

seriasly though.. wouldn't it be cool if someday there'd be this huge WW2 fps mmopg. i mean you could choose to be a single soldier anywhere in the world. a japanise soldier in some jungleisland, german sailor out in atlantic, russian conscript in the steppes, british flyboy and so on, and so on. realism would be the key, you could die from a single bullet and if your team happens to get in the middle of a bombardment then its bye bye. you could choose to be a soldier in anywhere (untill you are relocated atleast). you'd only get the weapon you are given and you'd be on your own.

 

[Hardclyff]

http://www.wwiionline.com/

 

[Penguin]

Hadn't seen it, thanks for the laugh

 

[Waylander918]

http://www.wwiionline.com/

Is it any good?

 

[mike-]

http://www.wwiionline.com/

Is it any good?

crap gfx, ironsights are nice but the textures blow and that gives you an upclose and personal view at bad textures.. = not good.
gameplay is fun, if y ou can get anywhere without getting sniped out while crossing a window.

i'd try it if i were you, i just got the trial and played it for a couple hours. i got sick of not being able to leave a building without getting sniped.

 

[WipperSnipper]

Hahah that's pretty funny.

 

[ManOfHonor]

WWII MMORPG-


i fooking dreamed i was a soldier in a WWII MMORPG, it was wierd as hell...

there was arty bombing us some, and this giant.... thing... it was kinda like a rolling warehouse/tank/tent/thing..... and it was important for some reason... and i got a camera from some guy inside it.... o.0

oh and i think important stuff flashed bright yellow, or green



and i dont realy remember much else...

but it definitely ranks as one of the most unique things i'v ever dreamed...

 

[slavetrader]

me dreams are often ****ed up too.
once i dreamed i was a salesman going from door to door selling HATS FOR CHAIRS. for somereason chairs with hats looked cool.

 

[Nairagorn]

Hmmm.

 

[Juno]

hehe never read that before... good read to say the least

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

I don't dream.

Next up. The Mount&Blade Storyline, Told In L337 Speak

Now availible in Holy Brail and Subliminal Messaging forms.

And a past note: I'm not very funny today, *sob*.

 

[Juno]

hey this thread gave me a cool idea.... how about we make a story based in Calradia and you just post to add to it and anyones welcome to add... good idea or no-no wouldnt work?

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

Okay fine. I came up with that idea nearly two months ago.

I AM A *#@(!)ING MORON!

I'll stay out. My hamster sense tells me i'll be flamed out if I participated.

 

[Juno]

did you? sorry i didnt know why didnt you start it then? and why would you be flamed for participating? as long as you didnt keep ruining it or anything why would anyone flame anyone else?

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

You have no idea. Listen.

I am Fluffy The Hamster.

What does Fluffy The Hamster do? Because Fluffy The Hamster hangs out all day in his parent's basement doing nothing but camping in the taleworlds.com forums. Fluffy The Hamster has an aura of annoyance that causes everybody to think of various ways of torture.

And it's my fault for not voicing my idea when it was still *original*.

 

[Juno]

sumones on a down after a high it seems wanna start it together then ???