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Vieira said:Densetsu said:Don't mix squirting, which comes from the bladder, with the thicker white fluid.
As far as I'm aware, I haven't been. Neither has she. So I dunno.
Dat yoghurt.
I meant Bluehawk, sorry.
Well, we can all agree that sex is great.
I can't. I hear it's awful, but wizard training has prevented me from confirming.
What are the dynamics of having sex with a hypodermic needle?
This is one of those time's I'm regretting taking Spongebob's advice to heart.
Slipped on a wet piece of stone while running and slammed my entire right side into the pavement. Huge portions of surface-layer skin missing but at least my arms and thigh took the damage rather than my head. I fell pretty fast, I'd have been knocked out if I wasn't a ninja.
I woke up in the middle of the night with a pain in my calf like it was being crushed in a vice and now I'm walking with a limp. This is unfortunately a regular occurrence.
Did you have a GoPro on your head for some epic footage, Docm?
Swissky
Did it reveal your inner Asian?jacobhinds said:
Nope, the brown skin peeled off to reveal more brown skin.
Probably a vein being cut off somewhere by crossing legs, or even just a random posture your circulatory system doesn't like.
Docm30 said:
Probably a vein being cut off somewhere by crossing legs, or even just a random posture your circulatory system doesn't like.
Brown skin? So in truth, you have a inner Pachinko?
Unless the vein was severed I don't think it would hurt like that. It feels like the muscles get locked at full flex and is really just unbelievably painful, luckily it goes away after about 10 seconds. I can force it to happen by stretching my legs with my feet bent a certain way.
Harkon Haakonson said:Brown skin? So in truth, you have a inner Pachinko?
Jacob is made entirely of chocolate.
Swissky
I still think your intestines are made out of noodles.jacobhinds said:
