What hurt you today?

[vadermath]

You guys have really lowered the bar for sig worthy posts, judging by the thread 

 

[Wellenbrecher]

And you, my little Balkan kiddie-fiddler darling, have clearly forgotten how to reply to the right thread.

 

[vadermath]

No, I posted it here because it hurt me

 

[vadermath]

Bah, I might just have to, as I see there are new swirly bits on our rank polearms that I don't have. 

 

[vadermath]

FOR ****'S SAKE

 

[Vieira151]

Not really. We're rock going on hard rock, but it was adequate considering the lyrical/musical theme of the song. I've been feeling like making a doom/death band, though.

Adequate? 

 

[Dryvus]

FOR ****'S SAKE

Kneel while I unzip!

 

[Ambalon]

Not really. We're rock going on hard rock, but it was adequate considering the lyrical/musical theme of the song. I've been feeling like making a doom/death band, though.

Adequate? 

Well, I didn't want to say "outright perfect". 

 

[Vieira151]

Just sounds funny. I'm imagining something like, "Oh, our new album is pretty good. This new single is one of what we consider an adequate song list. "

 

[vadermath]

Kneel while I unzip!

*accepts the piss grudgingly, for rank must be respected*

 

[Dryvus]

"piss"

 

[crodio]

Squirt is piss. It is known

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

It's extra funny because he's gay.

South American ninja.

 

[Vieira151]

Squirt is piss. It is known

As far as I'm aware, only partly. There will always be some percentage of piss in squirt. A good way to reduce the % is probably to have her go pee directly beforehand.

Or so I've been told.

 

[Ambalon]

If by partly you mean 99% piss, sure. Just accept you're a pee feti****, man.

 

[Vieira151]

Has it been proven that the concentration is that high? I mean, I've heard mixed things on the topic. But all my experience is long distance so I guess I can pretend it's not piss. 

I just don't understand how it can be piss if a) she goes and pisses right before playtime and b) she thinks she has only ever came once without squirting in her life. That would be a lot of pee. Granted, it's more of a dribble than a 'squirt', but that's just being pedantic.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I thought squirting was generally considered to be very diluted liquid from the bladder.

Pee.

 

[Bluehawk]

I still hold out hope for Skene's gland to be proven as the source.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Don't mix squirting, which comes from the bladder, with the thicker white fluid.

Spoiler

 

[crodio]

TIL that Women have a gland in their vagina that produces sugar.
Thanks bluehawk