Wat did you post a year ago today

[Suriell]

For example

I'm confused.

^2011

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I didn't post anything on the 15th last year, but this was from the 12th:

Wheres joshly?

He should be on the list.

 

[havoc]

I enjoy it without mods. If I do add any they are only visual mods like natural environments.

 

[Moose!]

Interesting idea.

Ah, but that was when they were killing communists and Iranians. Communists and Iranians aren't people.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Elephant penis pump?

Went back nearly 5,000 posts...

 

[Baguette Eater]

Hands, since I ate yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhYJgDdCu4

Also stuff related to safety dance and LOTRO.

 

[Lyze]

Heheheh, I was really hoping it would be something related to latex, fetish, kink, and BDSM.

Wat moar.

PMs if needed for nsfw pics.

This. You all know my preferences, and latex is certainly one of them.

 

[Elisianthus]

Damn, a couple of days out from a great image. Only really got this and complaining to Ambalon.

Yeah. Real men do this instead:

 

[FrisianDude]

Also, she seems to be wearing some sort of translucent plastic things on her legs. Which causes the shine. And contrast seems to make her look quite pale as well; I think he skin looks a bit better irl. Otherwise, I think it's a marvellous pic.

 

[Seff]

Yeah, your love of flat chicks makes it very convenient for you to bang ze underage ones. No idea how I got that reputation, though.

But that was neither on purpose nor with was she actually underage!

That, and a bunch of crap about guns.

 

[Elisianthus]

Wrong month, mate.

 

[Adorno]

What dimension are you in Seff? 

Mine:

That's supposedly a picture of a dead girl, like, she was already dead when the picture was taken, found dead in a hotel room or some stuff like that.

I've seen many dead people. She's not dead.

 

[Paula]

I wasn't here a year ago
my earliest post was a photo contest entry last august.

隐藏: Something ready for takeoff?

I was forced at gunpoint to join and enter! :I

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Holy ****...
So there's this guide dog, a German Shepard. Perversely called Lucky.
His first owner he led in front of a bus, the second one off a pier, the third he pushed in front of a train. The fourth owner he led into heavy traffic and then ****ed off to safety.
He got a fifth owner, but the trainer told the press the new owner won't be told about this abysmal track record, because that would make the owner nervous. And a nervous owner would make Lucky nervous. which would lead to Lucky doing something silly.


And yes, I'm watching QI right now, if someone happens to recognise the story

I also insulted Darwin on his birthday for being half French with a bad Attenborough imitation and some other crap.

 

[Tuckles]

lol@Seff

Didn't know which to post here. I was actually pretty active that day I think.

隐藏: Some are pretty funny out of context

Dances with Shame.

You should have said

'Jerk who also likes girls'

then.

Kick him in the nads repeatedly.


Afterwards, tell his girlfriend, videotape the proceedings, watch her kicks his nads further over and over again.

Don't click this Graylord

How I wish this was official

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... Oh wait, Finland won? My bad.

Do it in the commuter rail while wearing nothing but a trench coat.

My favorite

Why didn't Buddha like the many factions of mount&blade?

Cause there was no Zendar [zen there]. Get it? Hurr hurr.

 

[AWdeV]

Not a lot of posts on this specific day apparently, oh well:

Oh hey, they have a world championship in this sport too? How nice.

隐藏

First ambush in this fort. 5 goblins, 1 sword, 4 bows. My miltia was woefully underequipped. (obsidian spears/1 obsidian shortsword, 1 bronze battleax, 2 crossbows (copper and iron), hardly any armour and mainly wooden bucklers.

Sum total of losses:

Them: 5 goblins, 1 sword, 4 bows.
Me: Limul Kekimnil (Splatterhammer). A dog. Someone's pet. Bravely attacked the swordsgob, got a stab from a silver longsword in the eye for it's troubles. Also a hoary marmot who was wounded by a stone trap it ran into before running into the cage trap and a turkey gobbler who had been knocked unconcious by a bolt in its leg. The turkey was a decoy employed by a terrified horse foal (pet) who had been chased up and down the mountain by the swordsgoblin.

The archers never hit any of my dorfs, they were proffessionally blocked before getting poked to death. (one got kicked in the head, lethally). The swordsgob ran into my axedorf with the bronze battle axe who lopped of the right foot, avoided the counter hit, lopped off the left foot and bled it to death in a slow sparring match.

Peculiarily enough, all the goblins had a mail shirt with an image of cedars on it. The civilization's icon. The quality varied form the iron mail shirt with platinum image to copper with elk bone.

I'm making a coffin for the brave doggie and will make bolts and food from the turkey and the hoary marmot.

edit: Goddamn. A second ambush. Already. Melee by the looks of it. Crud.

Yes, but the girl in question is merely a bit aggressive in her enquiries. Labelling that as "RADICAL FEMINISM" is downright stupid.

Aside from that both comments I spoke about were made quite a while before there even was a WFaS subboard.

I have a severe dislike for Hetalia, despite never having seen it, due to it being a) Anime and therefore likely to make no sense whatsoever, be riddled with awful semi-translation and ridiculous Japanese expressions given to non-japanese characters and b) good god the Fans. ZOMG ITALY-KUN TOTALLY LUUUUURVES RUSSIA-SAMA EET EES SO KAWAAIIII~~
And then there's c) the dip**** who automatically dismiss anyone who might express dislike for their idols as "anime haters".

Hell, I kinda like Naruto but that's because it's entirely fiction and not something that inspires morons to discard actual history in favour of ridiculous homo-erotic bull****.

 

[Sparkyninja]

[00:25] <Shevarash> Why bother with anal sex at all if it doesn't feel as good?
[00:25] <Irish_Drunk> I was drunk
[00:25] <Irish_Drunk> Maybe once or twice too drunk
[00:25] <Shevarash> And presumably so was she
[00:25] <Gunrunner> the word anal pops up..cat starts cleaning her arse :I
[00:26] <Irish_Drunk> Maybe my cock-eye co-ordination wasn't as good as it should have been
[00:26] <Seff>
[00:26] <Shevarash> "Oops, I slipped" ?
[00:26] <Irish_Drunk>
[00:26] <Seff> I've known more than one girl who found anal both kinky in theory and pleasurable.
[00:27] <Irish_Drunk> I have known only one who was like that
[00:27] <Irish_Drunk> But she was more kinky than that
[00:27] <Seff> Doing anal like in porn will result in screams and agony.
[00:27] <Calodine> Oh, so THAT'S why she was crying
[00:27] <Irish_Drunk> This is going in the IRC thread

EDIT:
[00:29] <Seff> I've also spoken to girls who had an easier time taking big dicks in their ass than in their *****, on account of having used their ass since they were born.

huh 

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

Does having eyes of different sizes count as a defect? Coz my right eye is sligthly smaller than the left one.

You didn't get it, Kolba, did you?

隐藏: Kekekekeke

Yeah, "accident"

Wow, four posts a day. I was active back then.

 

[Seff]

Hmm, I might just quote the previous post in a month and be all cool 'n ****.

Anyway:

It's easier said than done, sir.

Dammit, you're not that tiny and you eat at home! >:U

She's telling you to boost your confidence so you'll have the courage to go further with her. She's horny.

I have both, if I really have to. Not gonna spend either on that, though.

I'd rather have my car and my job. Sue me.

Feragorn: Nice.

I don't remember if Sasha Grey looked like she enjoyed it or not. Will be right back once I've checked (if I can find the gif again).

sooo???

Yeah, she seemed like it was yucky-tasting. Who woulda thunk it?

"Not easy" and "not the most attractive choice" are two different things, dear.

Do remember not to use teeth.

Exactly like you want your **** bitten and pinched with nails, right?

That's a mighty hat you have.

Gender has been proved, Worbah. So has Llandy's, for that matter. Bugman peeked.

I require photographic evidence!

I swear I have a bra picture around here somewhere.

Of Dame? Yeah, best not dig it up. And unless you want to meet Chris Hansen, you ought to delete it.

She said she was 20! :O

Stealer of Socks.

Work out! Muscle weighs more than fat and feels nicer.

Do more, is what I meant. Running is fantastic.

"Honey, aren't you wearing a bra today?"
"No, I'm not - is that a problem?"
"No, no, you should do so more often."
"D'you really think they're firm enough for that?"
"Nah - but they pull the wrinkles off of your face..."

I will have to try this.

You should **** this girl ASAP.

Seff, that would be your response to just about anything.

...What's your point? >.>

Looks more modern than latter half of 19th century from the picture, so I assume so.

Camp Bastion has a wanking shed for a reason.

If it's anything abnormal, it's one of those dolls, not a dead chick.

It's "silly, unmanly and childish", watched by "fags and weeaboos" and hates "AMERICAN FREEDOM AND JUSTICE!"

(Some exaggeration or stereotyping may be in effect.)

That's rather extreme. Some of us just don't like the style, and typically not the stories they have.

It made me laugh as well. Silly, silly people. I'm tempted to link to the Meet a Girly thread to show them how TW used to treat women.

AWdeV: Feminism is often too radical to be taken seriously, aiming more to squish men and/or point out injustices and ***** about them, than promote equality. I suspect some women may feel this way. So, what TDM said. >.>

Deep down she has a point, but she presents it in a most unsympathetic way, and her *****in' about Arch is just silly.

Still not a corpse, people. Learn to read.

I blame text-based communication.

POST MORE WOMEN!

I'll let people in general know that 'fit' is slang for 'good-looking' in British English.

 

[Amagic]

Oh, awesome. Got posts on the 14th and 16th

There's one failure that simply borders on stupidity and insanity. The French in India, 18th century. The leader of the French forces was Thomas Arthur, comte de Lally, *insert 2 lines of titles and names*, Lally for short. The prepare for his Indian campaign, he sent 100,000 francs to the councilors of Pondicherry, a French town in India. Now let's think about it a bit, a commander sent 100,000 francs (a huge friggen fortune) to French aristocrats to "prepare supplies for the upcoming campaign". I don't know if I even need to say the money disappeared without a trace faster than anyone could say "OH SHI-"

Monsieur Lally was indeed a ridiculously naive commander.