Warbands Top 10 ! UPDATE OCTOBER 17

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*sigh* This isn't my list to begin with, so I have no predominate control over this. If Temuzu doesn't mind, then I'll make my own list and add all the happy clans that have enough people, but at the moment, that isn't reality. This topic has been talked about a lot, actually, I think it was mainly about how it should be by skill instead. Either way, the main point in all of this is that I like pie. Wait... that is the main point right?

BlodsHammar 说:
I see.. Friend or Foe?! *looks mistrusting upon sadnhappy*

You don't write like a "Hobo".. Sure you aren't not a "Shieldings" member..?
An Einherjar? A Warrior with both feet on the ground? Tall as the trees? Strong as a bear? Fast like a fox? Sneaky like a snake?
I think you are. You have just been caught by lesser beings, attacking you in a group.
Here I am, offering you a spot in our mighty shield wall, do you not accept?

You should wear a Raven on thy shield! Follow orders from a God! You should be on of Odin's fearsome immortals!

*Shocked* Wow, that is a great and valuable offer, but I must decline. For one, I suck so bad I would shame Odin, and be demoted to Träl.  :lol:

I'm not allowed to write too much HOBOVOCABULARY out side of our HOBOTHREADS. Least people say we HOBOSPAM.

I have received blessings from Odin and Thor once, but I had to decline to them. The HOBOGODS would not let go of me too kindly. I was also tricked by Loki once before I became a HOBO, which made me turn into a HOBO in the first place. I am in a difficult place right now... I was once a loyal man to Odin, but Loki and his trick(I don't want to say it, least he try to trick me away from both Valhalla and HOBOHEAVEN) forced me to leave Odin's power and wiseness.  Perhaps, one day, I shall re-join Odin's North American forces. (But no honestly, I was looking to join you guys before, but then I got tired of being apart of no clan, so I joined the HOBOKNIGHTS, my second choice, and found that they are great guys. I don't want to leave them like that.)
 
Chuck Norris is the only god sadnhappy knows.
As you shall find through experience, our shield wall is firmer than the castle walls you call your home. And our blades will cut through your armor like an axe through butter. Sadnhappy will strike fear in your souls when you watch your men die before your eyes as you attempt to reach our shields.
Our army's shall meet one day, and our throwing axes will blot out the sun. and you shall perish in the shade where you will stay for eternity.

You will all perish under King Plazek's eyes.  :twisted:

No one shall be spared.

A merciful mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
 
Greatly, a black veil, smothers my breath.. A great thunder erupts as Thor, in grief and unearthly anger, speaks of this betrayal..
The sound of great numbers marching dominates all surroundings sounds and smother them.. This sound I recognize..
It is the sound of the Einherjar, leaving Valhalla.. Now, out, of the 540 doors of Valhalla, marches now 800 men, shoulder to shoulder out of every gate of Valhalla. Odin's Einherjar is to smite all how denies and oppose him..

I hate to be you, guy's..

Tornado_2142 说:
Chuck Norris is the only god sadnhappy knows.
As you shall find through experience, our shield wall is firmer than the castle walls you call your home. And our blades will cut through your armor like an axe through butter. Sadnhappy will strike fear in your souls when you watch your men die before your eyes as you attempt to reach our shields.
Our army's shall meet one day, and our throwing axes will blot out the sun. and you shall perish in the shade where you will stay for eternity.

You will all perish under King Plazek's eyes.  :twisted:

No one shall be spared.

A merciful mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Nice to know a God is under orders from a simple King :wink:
 
Oh no, the Fury of Odin is upon us. Barricade your doors! Hide the children! The amount bloodshed is too great for them to see. Oh and remember to leave all the captured horses out as offerings. If I were you, I'd beg for mercy, surely Odin will be slightly kinder for your insolence to him.
 
Hah, you have an army of peasants ?

Ask around, your men's professions.
The answer you shall get is anything but soldiers.

Now i ask my men.
What is your profession ?
We were born to fight as soldiers!

You see blod, we have more soldiers than you do.

I'm Thy god, therefor immortal and fearless, in the heat of battle, i shall be the one plunging my axe into your heart. All that will remain of your nation shall be infertile old men, after i roundhouse kick them.

Odin is hiding in his mothers bosom after he heard Chuck Norris was coming to seek him.
Odin is gone to visit his grandfather.
 
We are loosing this thread.. What was the topic again..? Hm.. Forgot..

Should replace this thread with a new one. New one named "This is why my clan roxx"

In there we, members from clans, will write and speak greatly of our own clan, always try to be better then the other clan, typed before. :smile:

I post: Einherjar are divine! They are Immortal! They fall and rise again, IF they fall!

Then Arch3r writes: I rape, there fore I am. I rape Immortals.

Then Tornado_2142 writes: I am "God". I live to serve my "King".

Then Arch writes: I'm a Hobo, you can't see me. You pretend I doesn't exist, therefore I'm invisible. ^^



Oh, forgot to say, I killed Norris once. :wink:
As if Einherjar doesn't see blood.. Please.. They do not do anything but fight. Chopping limbs of and reborn at the light of day.
Soldiers? Your soldiers experience can't compare to our unearthly lifespan where we, for hundreds of years, have been training every day.
 
BlodsHammar 说:
Then Tornado_2142 writes: I am "God". I live to serve my "King".

I exist to protect the king that Righteously commands my people.

Chuck Norris does not die, he merely rests in order to make his enemy's think they have a chance.



PS yes we are getting offtopic, great fun tho, cant wait for our clan war  :twisted:
 
sadnhappy 说:
Yeah but if the topic is "Warband 10 Clans!" in the OP, people are going to assume that it's somehow the official clan list with it's clans and members. Using a custom site and a faulty list is not doing anyone any favours. I'd suggest that either make a clear mention in the OP that it's just a botched list on another site and doesn't include the real listings and numbers of clans and/or members OR count every clan into the list and make it official. :wink:
Shut up,you!Im not updating this anymore,Arch is taking control.He can do whatever he wants.Or she.Or both.Or...neither :shock:
 
Temuzu 说:
sadnhappy 说:
Yeah but if the topic is "Warband 10 Clans!" in the OP, people are going to assume that it's somehow the official clan list with it's clans and members. Using a custom site and a faulty list is not doing anyone any favours. I'd suggest that either make a clear mention in the OP that it's just a botched list on another site and doesn't include the real listings and numbers of clans and/or members OR count every clan into the list and make it official. :wink:
Shut up,you!Im not updating this anymore,Arch is taking control.He can do whatever he wants.Or she.Or both.Or...neither :shock:

Niether?! :shock: I'm a boy. I'll work out what I'll do later. right now, I'm pretty tired, but I'm pretty sure I'll try to make a top 20 instead of 10.
 
BlodsHammar 说:
Good. Then you please the lesser clan as well..

Yes, it will allow more clans to be shown. And eventually, it will expand to top 25, then 50 then 100... then we conquer the world.  :twisted:
 
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