WARBAND FACTION NORDS IN A NUTSHELL!

[TheSarranid]

Nords: *THE KINGDOM OF NORDS HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE KINGDM OF VAEGIRS!* "Allright men! TO THE AXES AND THE ALCHOHOL!" "But us Nords are meant to not plunder, loot, or drink! We need to look better to the rest of Calradia!" Shut up Lethwin! "OH MY GOD LETHWIN, WHO THE HELL CARES?!?" *FOREVER ALONE LETHWIN.* *Looks at your average Nord. Blonde hair, and a beard, after all, what is a Nord without a beard? Its like a Swadia without a feast!* *Looks at Sarranid. Sees a BLOND PERSON WITH A BEARD.* T_T I see what you did there. Ragnar, shall we mobilize the Armies now? "YES!" Two days later....*THE KIGNDOM OF VAEGIRS IS NO MORE!*

 

[TheSarranid]

Sorry if it wasnt the best. Couldnt really work with it that much.

 

[RalliX]

No need to pump them out without inspiration.
Still what the hell is with those caucasian Sarranidae?
I bet it's because in real life, most mamlukes were caucasian prisoners trained from childhood.

 

[Bounty]

Kinda off-topic, but everytime I play nord, they seem to become enemys with everyone..

All I see on my screen is "Sarranids have declared war on the nords"...

Two minutes later, "Vaegirs have declared war on the nords"...

Two minutes later, "Swadia have declared war on the nords"...

You get the idea 

 

[TheSarranid]

Yep.

 

[killer110]

I was LOLing the whole time I was reading it! Great stuff!

 

[deathtoswadia]

Reminds me of my 100% huscarl army....
Then i made the mistake of pledging alliegance to Lethwin!

 

[DarkShogun417]

I like this one the best. 

 

[Lord Brutus]

Actually, it has been determined by scholars of the old Calradic language that the word, "Nord" loosely translates as "yo' mama".

 

[tzlop]

Actually, it has been determined by scholars of the old Calradic language that the word, "Nord" loosely translates as "yo' mama".

+1


Nords are like puffing fish, looks nice, lovely, peaceful, until they decides that it's time to throw some axe.

 

[killer110]

Actually, it has been determined by scholars of the old Calradic language that the word, "Nord" loosely translates as "yo' mama".

Holy crap I remember that from some waaaaaay old thread.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Actually, it has been determined by scholars of the old Calradic language that the word, "Nord" loosely translates as "yo' mama".

Holy crap I remember that from some waaaaaay old thread.

Yes, that was my response to some buffoon who wanted to know what the faction names meant.  I revived it here because it seemed appropriate.  Same as "Vaegir" means "my nuts are frozen."

 

[DarkShogun417]

I'm almost afraid to ask 'Swadia' means...

 

[Captured Joe]

*pats on his shoulder*

Of course you are afraid, boy.
Don't mind it, not everybody is as awesome as us.

[/douchebag]

 

[tzlop]

*pats on his shoulder*

Of course you are afraid, boy.
Don't mind it, not everybody is as awesome as us.

[/douchebag]

.... in feasting at the wrong time.

 

[bonez899]

OMG all I have to say is Swadians get out of here because I think I just heard Harlaus call another feast.

 

[DarkShogun417]

Graveth would be using this oppurtunity(spelled right? Just got up) to loot some swadian villages, except their all already in nord control.

 

[Captured Joe]

OMG all I have to say is Swadians get out of here because I think I just heard Harlaus call another feast.

Thanks, bro! I'm heading to Praven immediately!

 

[tzlop]

OMG all I have to say is Swadians get out of here because I think I just heard Harlaus call another feast.

Thanks, bro! I'm heading to Praven immediately!

And bring me one of those good ol' Swadian ale when you come back.

 

[Captured Joe]

"I'm afraid I don't have enough space in my inventory for that."

(too many ugly Khergit heads in there)

But, I can introduce you to the beautiful Swadian Ladies if you come along...