****!!! Those filthy Austrians barely feed me in this prison cell. Why am I here? Well, I happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and all those farmers I robbed, and happened to kill, of course. Don't judge, I don't. I set out of S:t Petersburg hoping to make something of myself. I started forming a band of Russians, prussians, poles and various deserters. Everybody are preoccupied in this ******** war, so who is going to stop us, right? This land is ours we thought. So we began small, started targeting unarmed traveling austrians, soon we upgraded to smaller military patrols; fate was smiling on me, I thought. But everything started when I got cocky. A polish military commander needed help fighting a austrian force, so I obliged. Thinking myself invinsable I rode into battle on my steed. Things wer going well, but then I meet the cuirassier. No matter how hard I struck his armour my sabre just wouldn't wound him, then he struck me with the flat of his sword, I guess he pittied me; and everything went dark.
When I came to a polish lineinfantryman stood over me, shaking me. From the little I could understand he was saying, we won, we won. Thank god, what would have happened to me if we didn't. When I turned to my left lay a familiar face, the cuirrasier who struck me down. What goes around comes around I thought -I was to learn to profound thruthfullness of that statement- I freed the cuirassier from his armour and took it for myself.
Being wounded I lead my little raggady band to Poznan, there we would rest, let the wound heal. Well, on my third day in the tavern I heard a familiar sound. Cannons, and load shouts in German. Yes, it was those ******** austrians again. They just had come to Poznan with a huge army. Being a wanted man I just couldn't simply leave the city, they would catch me, and then what? Well, soon the austrians prepared to storm. I decided to do my part. If they take this city they will find me, and then I am a dead man, so I might as well take the risk of falling in this iminant battle in the hopes of driving these pigs away. Remember I had this cuirrass of mine, I am invinsable, right?
Well, so the austrians came marching. They were fast, only had time to shoot one bullet before they were upon us; no matter I thought. Plunging into battle with my sabre in hand I faced an austrian officer. I had never seen such skill with the blade before, he was fast, to fast. He struck me once across the stomach, he didn't penetrate the metall, but the pain. He rasied his sword once more, wen't for the head, swung, and then everything went dark. When I came to, well, you can guess dear reader.They barely feed me, and I wonder how long till I will hang for my crimes.
The lock is rattling, somebody is unlocking my prison cell door, is this really the end? Oh, god, is this the end? What am I leaving this world but these notes and a reputation as Nicola the would be highway man...
Pray for me...