War chemicals?

[Cataphract]

WOuld be cool if you could start releasing bad smelling chemicals from your backend while fighting. You could press rapidly CTRL+left&right button repedeately for the character to try releasing the gases, he would yank back and forth until he releases the fart. This would follow by a coughing animation by the opponent and a wav file something like


Warrior_inhalegasbad.wav

Also some indicator how much gas you got left would be nice

This would make the opponent offguard and you could slice him up.

J/K, im in a funny mood and seems many suggestions have been like this lately.

 

[Hardclyff]

Wow, very cool idea indeed!!! And your gassing capacity should be based on what your party had to eat, that is if you've been eating dried meat you should have much more ammo than if you were chewing dry grain all day.

 

[shroom2021]

im not sure how I feel about actually releasing your bowels on the field of battle, but the prospect of bringing in chemicals to harass the enemy isn't a bad one. I would like to see the ability to create and use flamable oils during a battle. I know traps have been brought up in other posts and I know most of us have seen braveheart, so I don't think im alone when I want to set a dozen guys on fire using a well placed puddle of the mysterious black goo and a flaming arrow.

 

[Archonsod]

The ultimate anti armour weapon - itching powder.

Lets see how tough those Swadian knights really are with a pound of old scratchy down their codpiece!

 

[Can O Soup]

I'm pretty sure most itching powder is just dried slivers of rosehip. But, you didn't hear this from me.

 

[powerg8]

Back in the day.They used to throw bodies at the enimes camp or city to spread diseases.Like bio warfare.But the bodies would smell to.Mybe if there was sieges this could happen.

 

[ManOfHonor]

those towns aint got walls for s***, an as we all know, walls r critical in siege warfare (oh and battlements and gates and * blabbers on *)


i wish i could ransack those vaegir villages....

(it seems like the Swa-Vae war isnt realy doing anything)

 

[Cataphract]

i wish i could ransack those vaegir villages....

Yea and rape the chicks that live there, that would be "historically" realistic if you play as a viking

 

[thadivine]

i wish i could ransack those vaegir villages....

Yea and rape the chicks that live there, that would be "historically" realistic if you play as a viking

Or as any other nations -.-

 

[J.A.R.S.]

the fire arrow is a must... I mean, u cant play a medieval game without having the opportunity to burn down a corpse or make a wall of fire in the hay and yes... rape some local virgins...

 

[Hardclyff]

and yes... rape some local virgins...

You sick bastard!

Remember you should aspire to knightly ideals... and despite popular belief, these wasn't just empty phrases back in that times.

 

[J.A.R.S.]

ya ya right... you "prayed" with a cleric all night long.... ouch... i can`t sit straight... it was a tough night... praying with brother andre taught me so much stuff about knighthood...

 

[Sir Prince]

I thought it was popular belief that they WEREN'T empty ideals back then. I want itching powder

 

[J.A.R.S.]

tsss just toss pepper at their noses

 

[Sir Prince]

 

[Hardclyff]

I thought it was popular belief that they WEREN'T empty ideals back then. I want itching powder

No, popular belief is that popular belief is they weren't empty and that they were in fact empty. Huh.

 

[Sir Prince]