Valentines Day

[bugman]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Oops, I forgot.

 

[An4Sh]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Totally couldn't even get an erection. D:>

 

[Pavlov]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Totally couldn't even get an erection. D:>

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Oops, I forgot.

 

[Albino]

I sat at home coughing, while doing drivers education.

 

[Kobrag]

Hmmm, there should be a charity for the loveless people on valentines. It would be called 'whores for the women/manless.'

 

[Agent Griff]

I went to an Anti-Valentine's Day concert held by an underground *insert-a-genre-here-since-I-don't-have-a-****ing-idea* band. The concert was really cool but the slightly ironical bit was that at the end I met a girl whom I kept eyeing during the concert and got her number and now I hope to take it to the next step. And, possibly, spend more than a minute and a half speaking with her than an hour and a half of exchanging glances and guilty smiles next time we meet.

Less is more, though.

Well, anyway, Valentine's Day was a good day either way.

 

[macethump]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Got the real thing from a real woman that I love.  And chocolate, too.  Can't BEAT that.

 

[Kobrag]

I got bought a 5* chinese meal,the Naruto box sets and a diamond studded key fob, went to the cinema to see underworld, then had sex for 4 hours.


Beat that boyo.

 

[Agent Griff]

Beat that boyo.

I don't think anyone would want to beat that.

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

the Naruto box sets

You lose.

 

[Kobrag]

But...I love the subbed version, the dubbed american no gore and swearing version is ****.

 

[Sir Prince]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Got the real thing from a real woman that I love.  And chocolate, too.  Can't BEAT that.

Actually one of my friends did beat you, in addition to chocolates and sex, they (my friend and her bf) had dinner with family and friends, went to the bar and had fun. And it was her birthday so she got some presents too.

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

But...I love the subbed version, the dubbed american no gore and swearing version is ****.

You lose for 2 reasons:

1) It's Anime. You lose right there.

2) Long-running anime series (Naruto, Bleach, DBZ) such.

 

[Kobrag]

I-I...Leave...please...just go.

 

[macethump]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Got the real thing from a real woman that I love.  And chocolate, too.  Can't BEAT that.

Actually one of my friends did beat you, in addition to chocolates and sex, they (my friend and her bf) had dinner with family and friends, went to the bar and had fun. And it was her birthday so she got some presents too.

That wasn't all - we went out for gyros and ice skating with friends.  And the chocolate was a tasting party, with about 50 different kinds to choose from.  The BEAT was a play on words, not an invitation to competition. 
And as far as how many hours, as long as we're both satisfied, that's irrelevant.

 

[Kobrag]

Well the longer you go the more pleasure you are exposed to right? So longevity should be praised.

I Bet you spurt after 3 mins.

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

Well the longer you go the more pleasure you are exposed to right? So longevity should be praised.

Longevity brought on by crappy filler and episode after episode of:

1) Stupid trash talk.
2) Stupid philosophizing.
3) Pointless yelling.

I have no idea how many minutes it takes for me to "spurt".

 

[Zilberfrid]

I got mail this valentine. It was from my student loans.

 

[Kobrag]

Well the longer you go the more pleasure you are exposed to right? So longevity should be praised.

Longevity brought on by crappy filler and episode after episode of:

1) Stupid trash talk.
2) Stupid philosophizing.
3) Pointless yelling.

I have no idea how many minutes it takes for me to "spurt".

I was talking to mace thump on sex, but I guess it could be applied to my fav series other than Deathnote.

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

Well the longer you go the more pleasure you are exposed to right? So longevity should be praised.

Longevity brought on by crappy filler and episode after episode of:

1) Stupid trash talk.
2) Stupid philosophizing.
3) Pointless yelling.

I have no idea how many minutes it takes for me to "spurt".

I was talking to mace thump on sex, but I guess it could be applied to my fav series other than Deathnote.

 

I missed Macethump's post, sorry about that.