Valentines Day

[Sir Saladin]

I liked how Al Capone brought in some killers from Sicily to wipe out Bugsy Moran's gang and he ended up running the whole city of Chicago for awhile. I think it is romantic.

 

[Pavlov]

I liked how Al Capone brought in some killers from Sicily to wipe out Bugsy Moran's gang and he ended up running the whole city of Chicago for awhile. I think it is romantic.

You're one girl short of a gang bang, and I like that about you. I feel you understand me.

 

[Sir Saladin]

I didn't just come out of left field with this , it was called The Saint Valentines Day Massacre that's why I brought it up. What's up Pavlov haha. Are you still eating that fried chayken?

 

[macethump]

HA!  Just thought I'd pop in and ruin the thread.  My wife of 24 years and I will do some lovey-dovey stuff on Valentine's Day, including ice skating, dinner out, a chocolate-tasting festival, a hand-made card, and some serious "relating."  No alcohol, and Righty/Lefty will be busy elsewhere.  After all, it isn't all about me.

The Married Man's Playboy = same centerfold every month.  Encourages creativity, and no STDs to worry over.

 

[pentagathus]

Nah man, truthfully I am all hoe'd out. Last couple of weeks I haven't enjoyed sex at all. I think i've hit that "mature" point where NSA relationships are just pointless. I think I need "emotions" to be involved in order to start enjoying the humans with vaginas again. I know, totally NOT alpha. No high five for me. 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Sir Prince]

The Married Man's Playboy = same centerfold every month.

You live a dull, dull life don't you?

 

[Swadius 2.0]

You're a wise man, and I mean that! Mother in laws are like harpies, they always pop in to say hello at the worst possible times, And prevent you from getting laid for like a week.

Can't you just cuddle and the like? It doesn't make as much noise.

 

[Pavlov]

You're a wise man, and I mean that! Mother in laws are like harpies, they always pop in to say hello at the worst possible times, And prevent you from getting laid for like a week.

Can't you just cuddle and the like? It doesn't make as much noise.

I don't really like to cuddle unless it will lead to lower cuddling. I feel a certain sense of entitlement if I have to stroke your hair for like an hour and baby talk.

 

[macethump]

The Married Man's Playboy = same centerfold every month.

You live a dull, dull life don't you?

Must be.  After all , I'm spending time here, responding to a pointless thread.

 

[Kobrag]

You're a wise man, and I mean that! Mother in laws are like harpies, they always pop in to say hello at the worst possible times, And prevent you from getting laid for like a week.

Can't you just cuddle and the like? It doesn't make as much noise.

I don't really like to cuddle unless it will lead to lower cuddling. I feel a certain sense of entitlement if I have to stroke your hair for like an hour and baby talk.

ANd I like bieng babied, we'd make a perfect couple.

 

[Pavlov]

ANd I like bieng babied, we'd make a perfect couple.

I would BREAK you.

 

[Cleaning agent]

I'm meeting a guy called Valentin on Valentines day. (He's just a friend, don't worry!  )

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I think you should call him Val. Which is an indirect reference to HAL. I think I need say no more, yes?
s

 

[bugman]

I'm meeting a guy called Valentin on Valentines day. (He's just a friend, don't worry!  )

Wasn't that German lass a friend too? 

 

[Gculk]

Yeah, and he didn't seem so on edge with the need to point out she was just a friend.  Remind him to lube up before you bend over, CA.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Nah, we only ever dry humped. Anyway, he's just a friend, even if we have kind of almost had sex.

 

[Hersen]

Is he joking? I can't tell.

 

[Trooper5445]

I'm such a sap, I made Heart shaped fudge.

 

[Kobrag]

Yay, one more day to go.

Morning: I get a huge fry up.
            I give Auðun his new watch.
            I get my present.
            snuggles?
       
 
Afternoon: Lunch: I will make me bf's fav dish.
                          We go to town
                          Buy eachother a book/game/dvd
                          Meet mates
                          Cinema


Dinner:  We go to this great chinese I found outside town
            Go to pub for our 35% lovers discount.
            Go home at around 1ish
            Finally go to sleep around 6.

   

 

[Sir Prince]

The Married Man's Playboy = same centerfold every month.

You live a dull, dull life don't you?

Must be.  After all , I'm spending time here, responding to a pointless thread.

At least my dull life has a different centerfold every month.

Meh pointless argument.