Valentines Day

[The Mercenary]

Saint Valentine.

 

[Bulle]

I'm going to spend Valentines day as usual, make Valentine cards for mom!

 

[Kobrag]

We go to a restaurant, then go pub crawling. Expensive food and plentiful spirits makes the night just that bit more special.

 

[italiano]

Surely valentines day is the easiest day to score with single *****es?

There's some stupid Chippendale's **** in my town on Valentine's Day, completely ****s over any chances of this.

Drunk, single, horny and desperate - what more do you need?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

We go to a restaurant, then go pub crawling. Expensive food and plentiful spirits makes the night just that bit more special.

That's what you think because you can't remember  .

 

[Dryvus]

Drunk, single, horny and desperate - what more do you need?

Well, I'm not going to attend it.

 

[italiano]

Drunk, single, horny and desperate - what more do you need?

Well, I'm not going to attend it.

I wasn't going that far. Isn't that usually a 30+ crowd with 25 year olds as young'uns? What is a single 20 year old going to be doing? Bar/party?

 

[Njiekovic]

Could you have gotten laid at home, or what it necessary to spend some money, since it's a 'special' day?

It's an investment mate, an investment. Once you stop investing, it's a downward road.
Does it need to be on Valencrap day? Nope, but your investments pay off double. So it's my profit here 

 

[Lhorkan]

We go to a restaurant, then go pub crawling. Expensive food and plentiful spirits makes the night just that bit more special.

What, Valentine's day is for gays too now? Stop stealing our stuff man!

...although on second thought, go ahead and keep it. I never really wanted it in the first place.

 

[jlgx50]

Well I have no Valentine so i guess I'm goign to hang out with Pavlov doing lines and drinking till we can drinks no more

 

[Dryvus]

Drunk, single, horny and desperate - what more do you need?

Well, I'm not going to attend it.

I wasn't going that far. Isn't that usually a 30+ crowd with 25 year olds as young'uns? What is a single 20 year old going to be doing? Bar/party?

How the hell should I know what a Chippendale's crowd is like?

 

[Lyze]

I'm going to spend Valentines day as usual, make Valentine cards for mom!

Bulle, no way! I know of that too, and I'm planning to send it to someone. Hopefully, it'll work.

Freaky coincidence.

I'm also going to throw this out there: do you use StumbleUpon, since that's how I found it.

 

[Bulle]

I've been sending those cards for my friends for years! 

 

[DSparil]

Wait, its today? well thank the universe its wednesday. Its bad when it's on fridays or saturdays an everyone at clubs or partys is dancing "Still Loving You" or some other cheesy song.

 

[Dryvus]

It's in ten days.

 

[DSparil]

It's in ten days.

FUCCCCCCCKKK a saturday? goddamnit.

 

[scootar]

I used to make jewelry in my metal working classes as presents, what a huge waste of time.

 

[bugman]

It's in ten days.

FUCCCCCCCKKK a saturday? goddamnit.

Take a leaf out of my book. Don't bother 

 

[Kobrag]

Who'd take life advise from you? Mine is to party pick someone up or buy a clean looking whore, no one likes to party alone.

 

[NorrlandsGuld]

bah humbug i will get mah whiskey and everything will be alright.