Valentines Day

[Pavlov]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Got the real thing from a real woman that I love.  And chocolate, too.  Can't BEAT that.

Actually one of my friends did beat you, in addition to chocolates and sex, they (my friend and her bf) had dinner with family and friends, went to the bar and had fun. And it was her birthday so she got some presents too.

That wasn't all - we went out for gyros and ice skating with friends.  And the chocolate was a tasting party, with about 50 different kinds to choose from.  The BEAT was a play on words, not an invitation to competition. 
And as far as how many hours, as long as we're both satisfied, that's irrelevant.

haha, you actually made a funny!
*runs for cover from the flying pigs*

 

[Sir Prince]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

Got the real thing from a real woman that I love.  And chocolate, too.  Can't BEAT that.

Actually one of my friends did beat you, in addition to chocolates and sex, they (my friend and her bf) had dinner with family and friends, went to the bar and had fun. And it was her birthday so she got some presents too.

That wasn't all - we went out for gyros and ice skating with friends.  And the chocolate was a tasting party, with about 50 different kinds to choose from.  The BEAT was a play on words, not an invitation to competition. 
And as far as how many hours, as long as we're both satisfied, that's irrelevant.

Uh huh and I'm Jesus. (Not in ref to the word play, which I did notice). That still doesn't quite defeat her night though.

 

[pentagathus]

aiite, let's keep it real, who else drunkenly masturbated themselves into a coma last night?

I got wasted an threw up all over my bedroom floor. Worst part is that there were a bunch of hot girls I could have hit on at the party if I hadn't been drunk.
Well at least I know now that cider, lager, vodka and something that I think said Polska on it don't go too well.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Best part is, you wouldn't have gotten anywhere with the girls anyway!

^^

 

[pentagathus]

I actualy did lol at that, but only becuase it came from you. Ah, irony.

 

[Hersen]

Where's the irony of it coming from Alex?

Boy ain't a virgin.

 

[Tpoucat]

I just started dating this one girl, it was a piss poor valentine's day though. We saw Friday the 13th (her choice, certainly not mine), we both agree that it was a **** movie though.

 

[pentagathus]

Where's the irony of it coming from Alex?

Boy ain't a virgin.

And his girlfriend broke up with him not long after he lost his virginity. What does that tell ya.

But bieng serious, virginity has nothing to do with it.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Where's the irony of it coming from Alex?

Boy ain't a virgin.

And his girlfriend broke up with him not long after he lost his virginity. What does that tell ya.

But bieng serious, virginity has nothing to do with it.

Oh, I didn't mention we're back together?

 

[pentagathus]

Did she ever say why you split up in the first place? (I'm being serious here by the way.) Was she just playing one of those games that teenage girls like to play?

 

[arbites_augmented]

She started panicking, thinking 'omgomgomgsextooyoungpregnantandaidsat20omgomgomg'.

 

[pentagathus]

Ah, like those girls who freak out and think they gona get pregnant becuase they can't remember where the condom went even though they know it was still used. That sort of freak out thing. At least they're better than slags. Still bloody annoying though.