valentine's day best pick up lines
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Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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good startLord Brutus said:
ayy what dat mouf do???
"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders"
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What is this? I don't even..gaham1 said:
West Virgina is known for inbreeding, not TennesseeLord Brutus said:
Not warband related, sorry.Aporta said:What about this one. "I think you're hitler because I can't nazi you without me."
Mos def, not warband related.Wub Wub Wub Wub Bwaaah said:
"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
"How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!"
"Why, I once speared 10 of them with a single thrust."
"I seem to have misplaced the sheath to my sword M'lady. Would you mind lending me yours for a day?"
"I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left."
"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rupunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
"Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land."
"Wanna polish my pike?"
"And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts."
"How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!"
"Why, I once speared 10 of them with a single thrust."
"I seem to have misplaced the sheath to my sword M'lady. Would you mind lending me yours for a day?"
"I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left."
"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rupunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
"Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land."
"Wanna polish my pike?"
"And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts."
That's more apt to make her cower in fear.hoe12moe said:
But, nice work, Lag.
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