"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
"How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!"
"Why, I once speared 10 of them with a single thrust."
"I seem to have misplaced the sheath to my sword M'lady. Would you mind lending me yours for a day?"
"I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left."
"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rupunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
"Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land."
"Wanna polish my pike?"
"And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts."