valentine's day best pick up lines

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I know some keys to press that'll make you change your position.

 

[Vermillion_Hawk]

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders"

Best one right here.

 

[Tallie]

[...]

It doesn't need to be Warband related, he said it can be.

 

[XeleonPrime]

What about this one. "I think you're hitler because I can't nazi you without me."

Not warband related, sorry.

So I was wondering what are best valentine's day pick up lines this can include warband related stuff. So get creative! 

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[GFunk512]

You make me feel constipated i can't get you out of my mind   

 

[Lord Brutus]

Since we are in the on-topic section, being warband related is a necessity.

 

[CdJrcxx]

I thought of two:

"Are you a Sarranid because south is where I'm going"

"Why don't you show me your "tail"worlds?"

 

[XeleonPrime]

"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"

"How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!"

"Why, I once speared 10 of them with a single thrust."

"I seem to have misplaced the sheath to my sword M'lady. Would you mind lending me yours for a day?"

"I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left."

"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rupunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."

"Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land."

"Wanna polish my pike?"

"And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts."

lagstro is th eRP master

 

[the Ol Knight Heat]

wanna erp ?

 

[KoA John]

Is Valhalla missing a goddess? Cause I swear I'm looking at one.

Spoiler

Not sure if applies *despair ensues*

 

[Do not look here]

A light pierced the gloom over Wercheg cliffs...

 

[Tyah849]

Hey, you in that tight chainmail, I'd like to date you like an infantryman. I wish not to surprise you from behind like a cavalryman, not to stare at you from a bush afar like an archer, but meet you in the open, face-to-face, up close and personal.

 

[hoe12moe]

Wanna feel my soldiers push up the tight ladder into your fortress?

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

They call me an engineer, because I'll have my siege tower inside your walls in record time.

 

[killer-blead]

"I'd wrestle 30 naked man to confess my love for you"

 

[Lord Brutus]

Well, Valentine's Day has come and gone and the contest is now over.  The judges have totaled their scores and the winner is....Fidel Lagstro.  Congrats Lag and your prize is a 2015 Toyota Camry.  Pick up the keys from Aporta and enjoy your new ride.  Thanks to all who played.