valentine's day best pick up lines

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Aporta

Knight at Arms
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So I was wondering what are best valentine's day pick up lines this can include warband related stuff. So get creative!  :grin:

 

Aporta

Knight at Arms
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What about this one. "I think you're hitler because I can't nazi you without me." :cool:
 

xls

Squire
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I lowered all my defence, and you put a spear through my heart! Let me get you couched you on my couch?

what am i doing
 

Lagstro

Baron
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"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"

"How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!"

"Why, I once speared 10 of them with a single thrust."

"I seem to have misplaced the sheath to my sword M'lady. Would you mind lending me yours for a day?"

"I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left."

"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rupunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."

"Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land."

"Wanna polish my pike?"

"And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts."

 
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