I feel sorry for whoever works at those steam offices:
Steamguy1: Come on dude wake up, you know we can't sleep and are forced to browse the internet for all eternity looking for game patches.
Steamguy2: yeah yeah. I need some new camping gear let me quickly look at the Trailworlds website. Damn I accidentally clicked some Taleworlds google result. HOLY ****!! NEW 1.113 PATCH!!!
Steamguy1: OHH GAWD!!! We must update it for steam before over 9000 violently angry gamers come to behead us and our children!!
Streamguy1+2: *type type type
3 minutes and many broken fingers later
Steamguy1: We have survived another patch, and only 20 molotov cocktails were thrown through our window........hmmm.....Steamguy2?....NOOOOO
Steamguy2 has infact died from a very angry customer e-mail that he could only update warband 2 seconds after evrybody else, even though he was going to watch pr0n now anyways
Steamguy1: OH NOES!!! PATCH 1.114!!!