(v 0.623) f4

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Lord Kezaru and his party of Swadian Knights watched in terror as the enraged Dark Knights charged toward them. They were horribly outnumbered, and half of his troops were peasants that he had tried to rescue. As the Dark Knights were bearing down upon him, Lord Kezaru had only one card left to play, a magic trick he had learned back in version .622. It was called f4. If he recalled correctly, it had dealt no damage to an enemy, but if you did it enough, they would fall unconcious.

"Lord Kezaru, we're doomed! What should we do?" moaned one of the Swadian Knights. Just as the Dark Knights were about to massacre the first line of peasents, Lord Kezaru desperately tapped f4.
Miraculously, the first Dark Knight tumbled from his saddle. Lord Kezaru furiously tapped f4 again and again. Dark Knights fell from their horses, as if they had recieved a blow from Lord Kezaru's heavy great axe. The Dark Knights succumbed to the blows that dealt nearly 60 damage, and eventually, the ground was littered with black armor and swords of war.

"horay for f4!" cried the Swadian Knights and the peasents. And the day was saved.
 
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