Dalmakator
Recruit

OK heres the scene.
MY epic army of doom " read liberation front " awaits to storm the castle.
The glorious leader " Read player who thinks sometimes its fun to just leg it and lol a lot " runs up
the ladder on his own.
Glorious leader " from here on known as G.L. " Reaches top of battlements , maKES his LUCKY " skillfull"
kill , leaps over the heads of the dumbfounded " read slow AI " defenders
And tacticfully " dodgey as F&** " makes towards the Gatehouse.
At gatehouse , after skillfully " headshot close range crossbow " dispatcing gaurd ...
G>L> opens gate by pressing the all powerfull F button and holding for 20 slowyly painfull seconds
while still installing BODY NUMBING FEAR " read bad Ai pathing allowing noone to enter as the gaurds keep looking at the ladder on the other side of the wall ".....
So. Ladder scaled.
Gate house reached.
Gate opened.
...... G.L. exits gatehouse , jumps to the floor and runs towards the gates.... which are now open./..
ENTIRE ARMY of the PLAYER LIBERATION FRONT are infront of the NOW open gate.
G.L> Yells " Follow me F2 command " and ....... nothing....
G.L> under attack by stray defender then yells " Attack at will F whatever command "
And.... the entire army of " We have no higher education so we ignore open gatehouses "
Charhes up the dam ladders......
SIGH.
Patch pathways please people.
MY epic army of doom " read liberation front " awaits to storm the castle.
The glorious leader " Read player who thinks sometimes its fun to just leg it and lol a lot " runs up
the ladder on his own.
Glorious leader " from here on known as G.L. " Reaches top of battlements , maKES his LUCKY " skillfull"
kill , leaps over the heads of the dumbfounded " read slow AI " defenders
And tacticfully " dodgey as F&** " makes towards the Gatehouse.
At gatehouse , after skillfully " headshot close range crossbow " dispatcing gaurd ...
G>L> opens gate by pressing the all powerfull F button and holding for 20 slowyly painfull seconds
while still installing BODY NUMBING FEAR " read bad Ai pathing allowing noone to enter as the gaurds keep looking at the ladder on the other side of the wall ".....
So. Ladder scaled.
Gate house reached.
Gate opened.
...... G.L. exits gatehouse , jumps to the floor and runs towards the gates.... which are now open./..
ENTIRE ARMY of the PLAYER LIBERATION FRONT are infront of the NOW open gate.
G.L> Yells " Follow me F2 command " and ....... nothing....
G.L> under attack by stray defender then yells " Attack at will F whatever command "
And.... the entire army of " We have no higher education so we ignore open gatehouses "
Charhes up the dam ladders......
SIGH.
Patch pathways please people.







