Upcoming games you nitpicky ****bags look forward to ***** about in the future.

[Adorno]

That was almost as bad as the War of Rights trailer for mumbled English by non-native speakers. He said "Who's the most honest person in the city where everyone chooses a new persona from breakfast?"

That makes more sense - but not much else in that trailer does 

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I understood everything in the trailer.

Many hilarious errors in speech, including these:

Pronouncing Chicago like Chicaga

Not being able to say the word scoundrels and saying scoundlers instead.

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

Equinsu ocha!

 

[Cpt. Nemo]

When this was posted on r/games, someone claiming to be a rep of the developers responded with this

Interesting.. we actually have an American writer. We wanted to change the first line, but it was late then. As for other lines - I don't know what can possibly be wrong with them. But thanks for pointing that out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/7jjh92/my_eyes_on_you_official_trailer_3rd_person/dr72b84/

 

[Horcerer]

http://steamcommunity.com/games/494840/announcements/detail/1595829206537023427

Very hyped for.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Spoiler

 

[Captured Joe]

But where is the ****ing Russian fleet?

Probably already sunk by some British fishing boats...

 

[Slawtering]

http://battaliongame.com/

 

[Beny]

Why would you name a game which focuses on 5v5 combat after an organisational unit which had typically around 500 soldiers?

0/10 will not buy.

 

[Captured Joe]

Also apparently it's just Americans and Germans. YAWN.

 

[Slawtering]

I dunno just saw somebody talking about in on YT and it sounded like a nice change from all the newer CODs.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

A nice change? It just looks like a multiplayer WWII arcade shooter like MoHAA/CoD2/DoD/Day of Infamy/Wolf:ET that came before it. It looks pretty boring actually. CoD4 ProMod sucks donkey ****s.

 

[Wulfburk]

It baffles me that some people want to come back to 5x5. I cant bare even 32p nowadays when it comes to ww2 games. And CS style maps?

I must sound like a trained parrot repeating forgotten hope 2 on this forum, but no regrets, muh fh2 man.(ok arma 3 ww2 mods too)

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Isn't it also a terrible business decision to make a game aimed squarely at professional gamurrs? This is a livestream game. If you will, *ahem* a twitch shooter.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

5x5.

CS style maps

CSGO is genuinely an excellent game. Great map design, great meta, great stratz, great fun gameplay. CS has always been a great game. There is nothing wrong with CS. 5v5 compet matches are focken wonderful, there isn't really anything like it even in 2018.

Focken WW2 CSGO would be focken great, but this looks like focken ****. There isn't anything good about it. There's not even anything good about Battleion1944, at all. Not even.

 

[Wulfburk]

I never know when you are joking or not densetsu, i suggest we start using /s like reddit!

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I am Densetsu's handler and i can assure you he's being serious this time.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I am being serious this time. CS has always been focken good. If you don't appreciate the CounterStrike series, you're a moron. Your opinions about the CounterStrike community are irrelevant, the games themselves are some of the tightest and most well-designed "twitch" shooters ever made, you smeared hippo. Quake III is the greatest game ever made.

 

[MrMundy]

http://battaliongame.com/

"..and and your.."

 

[Captured Joe]

TAKING ON A CHALLENGE WITH SPUNK, SKILL AND A DASH OF NEW TECH

What does this even mean?