Upcoming games you nitpicky ****bags look forward to ***** about in the future.

[Mage246]

Weird, I guess I got lost. I came in here expecting a topic about games, but instead I found one about grammar.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

The quality of the latter directly impacts the quality of the former, and Teo's atrocious and unforgivable word crimes prevent me from doing anything but criticize the thread. IMHO remove all awards and accolades, give them to me, and call for an end to the awards ceremony.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

If anyone deserves those awards and accolades it's me.

 

[Almalexia]

This thread title sucks.

 

[Bluehawk]

What is the apostrophe doing between "O" and "intrepid"?

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Just report Teofish and move along.

 

[Delora Filth]

I hate you all. You expect me to do all the work. Yet you never appreciate the effort. You just nitpick and whinge and criticise. I feel like a 50's housewife, except I don't even get unsatisfying male-orgasm-centric sex.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Yeah, well, you deserve it.

 

[Delora Filth]

You deserve a concertina wire-wrapped baseball bat shoved slowly up your arse.

 

[Mad Vader]

Great title, for a change.

 

[Delora Filth]

Chee........... Wait, the actual new title or what I wanted to do to Denetsu?

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Probably the latter.

 

[Mad Vader]

Both. You are apparently better at stuff as Kobrag.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Looking forward to Black and White 3 even though I know Molyneux ruined the entire concept of God games with his persistent failures, and that if a game of that type came out now it would be a horrible low budget bloatmess.

Also looking forward to a city building simulator that actually looks good and isn't made on unity.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I'm looking forward to Age of Empires IV, I've heard it's going to be a remake of Age of Empires II but in 3D. So excited.

 

[Do not look here]

I can't wait for Endless Space 2 after first one had everything I wanted from space fleet combat, i.e. nice cinematic clashes between handful of ships instead of micromanagement cluster**** between two swarms, zoomed out till everything is icons. From what they've released so far the focus seems to be even more on managing an empire, so looks pretty promising.

 

[Anarion]

I think Farcry: Primal looks nice. I haven't played any Farcries since the first one, and I probably won't be able to run Primal, but it I like how the setting looks.

 

[Captured Joe]

From the people who apparently made the Men of War WW2 RTS series: http://store.steampowered.com/app/400750/?snr=1_5_9__205
Note the Hungarian vehicles Armored Car in the screenshots (in earlier ones there was a Nimród too).

 

[Vovolov]

That is exciting. All they really have to do to turn MoW into a great game is optimisation, so hopefully they've gone ahead and done that.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Looks pretty cool.