Upcoming games you nitpicky ****bags look forward to ***** about in the future.

[Delora Filth]

Somebody needs to make a videogame news thread and sticky it, because I can't find anywhere better to put this:

http://www.technewstoday.com/27515-a-sequel-to-red-dead-redemption-very-much-a-possibility-after-employee-drop/

Which is why it needs it's own thread to devote stupid amounts of time speculating and over-analyzing instead of just posting it here and not saying anything.

Go ahead, then. Start it. I dare you.

Challenge............... accepted!

 

[Vovolov]

****ty thread title is ****, Teo.

ban imo



Also, Red Dead Redemption 2? Yes ****ing please, if they also release it on PC this time.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

This is objectively terrible. Reported.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

See? I was not up to it. Not even The Great Teofish didn't succeed; I would have no hope.

 

[Mad Vader]

"Game News and Hype" would have met with greater success, regardless of the exact fish that started it.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Jesus, the name is fine, people, no need to dissect it, it's obvious enough.

BUT YOU DISAPPOINT ME FLYING FISHY, I WANTED YOU TO MAN UP AND TAKE ACTION FOR ONE. YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER!!!

 

[Vovolov]

The Daily Nerd.

Or Starfox News.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Wellen's well of sweet hopes and dreams?

 

[Vovolov]

I could certainly live with that.

 

[Goker]

I would die for a Vampire: The Masquerade game and it was in the news recently for being acquired by Paradox. It feels like that game would be too easy to **** up, so I'm also not really hopeful.

Wellen's well of sweet hopes and dreams?

Everyone knows that Wellen has no hopes or dreams. He is a husk, kept alive by copious amounts of beer and flight simulators.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Yes, that's the joke! A constant reminder of his endearing cynicism.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Jesus, the name is fine, people, no need to dissect it, it's obvious enough.

BUT YOU DISAPPOINT ME FLYING FISHY, I WANTED YOU TO MAN UP AND TAKE ACTION FOR ONE. YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER!!!

He's lumbering and mean. I'll take meek and ostensibly kind until I get something from you, tyvm.

 

[Delora Filth]

Are you nagging whores ****ing happy now?!

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

You missed a comma, you ****.

 

[Mad Vader]

Great, now it's about adventure pirate games.

 

[Vieira151]

I'm really looking forward to Assassin's Creed Star Wars: The Great Milking.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Are you nagging whores ****ing happy now?!

Technically, every word with the exception of "the" ought to be capitalized. So no, I'm not happy.

Spoiler

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Capitalise 'on'? Thank god you didn't make this thread or you'd have screwed it up even worse.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I would've just capitalised every letter. You want people to see it.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Capitalise 'on'? Thank god you didn't make this thread or you'd have screwed it up even worse.

What do you know? You grew up with Canadian as your first language.