Unban request: The Hurricane Twins (veryhandsomened and veryhandsomejakey)

[VeryHandsomeNed]

Could you please unban me and my boyfriend, my boyfriend VeryHandsomeJakey and I.
We were permanently banned a week ago on official_US1 for tking each other.
Also I think it has something to do with this boy.

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(He's a driven son, gets his homework done on time and always aims high.)
We're sorry for any discomfort our sexual orientation (gay men), and abusive relationship has caused players on the official server.
Our play style seems to make a few admins uncomfortable, and I also apologize for that. We've put up with people looking down their noses at us for a very long time, so no big deal, no sweat off my sack, water under the bridge brothers.
We've hired a hottie who has helped us strengthen our love for each other and talk through our problems instead of getting physical. Here's a picture of us on our last day of counseling.

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So please unban dad.
Thank you, #1 Handsey Boy Ned

Praise god. 

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[HawkeTheInane]

This is a logical and well written appeal. I strongly move that these good men be unbanned.

 

[VeryHandsomeJakey]

I approve. I love you Ned You're a big man

 

[Megaberna]

I was the one who perma banned you two.

After several warnings and slays you still did not stop Teamkilling each other and trolling the server. (Check the logs if you want)

As i can see you  two already have a ban request in your name and you know what? I think that ban should go foward.

Keep these two trolls banned for some months since they cant listen to warnings even after a couple of slay's and temp bans.

 

[VeryHandsomeNed]

I was the one who perma banned you two.

After several warnings and slays you still did not stop Teamkilling each other and trolling the server. (Check the logs if you want)

As i can see you  two already have a ban request in your name and you know what? I think that ban should go foward.

Keep these two trolls banned for some months since they cant listen to warnings even after a couple of slay's and temp bans.

Happy Halloween friend.

If you could further elaborate on 'trolling' it would be much appreciated. This word is used most wildly in NW: to justify ridiculous timeouts, and to put down public players.
Since you permanently banned us for tking each other I can infer that you take your role too seriously for an "Official" server. The official server in NW (like in Mount and Musket) is one of a very few amount of servers that have an acceptable ping and population for US players. Because you put us in some category you call "trolls" you're going to bar us for MONTHS from a game that isn't even free anymore, a game we payed for. I hope you can tell, sooner or later, how absolutely ludicrous your ban is. We could have gotten five packets of astronaut ice cream each and enjoyed that longer than we have this game. Please stop banning us for our undying love for each other, we're good men, we get the points, often.

I took this picture of my cat this morning, I think you'll like it alot !

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Have a good one brother !

 

[iJerrbear]

I was the one who perma banned you two.

After several warnings and slays you still did not stop Teamkilling each other and trolling the server. (Check the logs if you want)

As i can see you  two already have a ban request in your name and you know what? I think that ban should go foward.

Keep these two trolls banned for some months since they cant listen to warnings even after a couple of slay's and temp bans.

Happy Halloween friend.

If you could further elaborate on 'trolling' it would be much appreciated. This word is used most wildly in NW: to justify ridiculous timeouts, and to put down public players.
Since you permanently banned us for tking each other I can infer that you take your role too seriously for an "Official" server. The official server in NW (like in Mount and Musket) is one of a very few amount of servers that have an acceptable ping and population for US players. Because you put us in some category you call "trolls" you're going to bar us for MONTHS from a game that isn't even free anymore, a game we payed for. I hope you can tell, sooner or later, how absolutely ludicrous your ban is. We could have gotten five packets of astronaut ice cream each and enjoyed that longer than we have this game. Please stop banning us for our undying love for each other, we're good men, we get the points, often.

I took this picture of my cat this morning, I think you'll like it alot !

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Have a good one brother !

Sounds like a troll to me. and who cares if you are homosexual noone is putting you down about it. you teamkilled in a server that doesnt allow teamkills.

 

[Thundersnow]

Maybe you "Very Handsome Regiment" guys wouldn't need to eloquently defend yourselves and your bans on this forum so frequently if your attitude towards in-game admins wasn't so piss-poor, never missing an opportunity to make a snide remark when one of us passes judgement on someone else who is breaking the rules.

You know the rules.  Astronaut ice cream be damned. 

 

[kpetschulat]

ZeppelinPanda is an annoying fellow. He tries to get so many people banned through instigation...

 

[VeryHandsomeNed]

Maybe you "Very Handsome Regiment" guys wouldn't need to eloquently defend yourselves and your bans on this forum so frequently if your attitude towards in-game admins wasn't so piss-poor, never missing an opportunity to make a snide remark when one of us passes judgement on someone else who is breaking the rules.

You know the rules.  Astronaut ice cream be damned.

Sometimes the atmosphere on the Official servers (US1 and EU1) can be very bleak, admins giving inflated punishments for minuscule disturbances and then briefly defending their action. Reminiscent of the 2012 Anaheim riots, where cops were walking in stacked lines shooting people who were peacefully demonstrating with rubber shotgun slugs.
Megaberna for instance would be, in my opinion, a brash administrator who will be quick to shoot kids with pepperball rounds.
We did not 'troll' (whatever the **** that is) all I did was knock around my veryhandsomebrother in good fun. Mega (who apparently banned us) must have taken this as a personal attack. Which is very strange to me, we were having a great time on the server until his god-given gauntlet came spiraling out of the clouds.
If you're going to keep us banned for my opinion on how some things are dealt with on servers then please tell me beforehand. I see no reason for this ban to linger any longer, I've already waited some time to post this plea and I am now awaiting to play this game again.

Happy halloween to you (best)friend.

 

[Windbusche]

- Do not intentionally wound or kill members of your own team (this includes their horses also).

- Do not harass or argue with admins. In the event that you are unhappy with an admins behaviour or ruling on a matter, please take a record and appeal to Deofuta, Cenzii or Hancock.

Wether or not it was in good fun, note rule 1 in the quote, and your thoughts about Megaberna on this thread? Refer to rule 2.

Regardless of your motives for the teamkilling, it is not allowed on the official servers.

 

[VeryHandsomeNed]

- Do not intentionally wound or kill members of your own team (this includes their horses also).

- Do not harass or argue with admins. In the event that you are unhappy with an admins behaviour or ruling on a matter, please take a record and appeal to Deofuta, Cenzii or Hancock.

Wether or not it was in good fun, note rule 1 in the quote, and your thoughts about Megaberna on this thread? Refer to rule 2.

Regardless of your motives for the teamkilling, it is not allowed on the official servers.

Definitely understood that I broke a rule, this whole thread is supposed to be an appeal.

As for megaberna, after seeing what he typed concerning me on this thread I have a right to respond. That's how humans interact. If he summarizes his 10 page diatribe of his opinion on verhandsomemen on my unban thread, I'm going to respond.

Please unban those handsome 1's. 

 

[Windbusche]

- Do not intentionally wound or kill members of your own team (this includes their horses also).

- Do not harass or argue with admins. In the event that you are unhappy with an admins behaviour or ruling on a matter, please take a record and appeal to Deofuta, Cenzii or Hancock.

Wether or not it was in good fun, note rule 1 in the quote, and your thoughts about Megaberna on this thread? Refer to rule 2.

Regardless of your motives for the teamkilling, it is not allowed on the official servers.

Definitely understood that I broke a rule, this whole thread is supposed to be an appeal.

My apologies, I thought you were denying it. I'll go ahead and leave any decisions to Hancock or Deo, or whoever handles these things.

 

[Megaberna]

Like i said before...you have already been temp banned, slayed, kicked etc multiple times...that is why i perm banned you since i see that you two trolls dont seem to learn the lesson and still when making your unban requests you:

- Talk about your homosexuality who honestly no one gives a damm!

- Show pictures of you cat (no ideia why)

- Show pictures of you and your "boyfriend" in game that has nothing to do with the unban request

- In your unban arguments you also say:

    - "We've hired a hottie who has helped us strengthen our love for each other and talk through our problems instead of getting physical. Here's a picture of us on our last day of counseling." ;

    - "We could have gotten five packets of astronaut ice cream each and enjoyed that longer than we have this game."

    - "We did not 'troll' (whatever the **** that is) all I did was knock around my veryhandsomebrother in good fun. Mega (who apparently banned us) must have taken this as a personal attack. Which is very strange to me, we were having a great time on the server until his god-given gauntlet came spiraling out of the clouds"

So yeah...my position stands. Since im not the one with that gives the final desicion about this matter, i will wait for Deo, Hancock or Cenzi to see what their decision is.

 

[VeryHandsomeNed]

So yeah...my position stand. Since im not the one with that gives the final desicion about this matter, i will wait for Deo, Hancock or Cenzi to see what their decision is.

All pretty cool quotes and fun bullets.
VeryHandsomeNed sounds like a VeryComplicatedIndividual.
Slaying banning and kicking is your forte and I can tell you're an expect at all three.
When you say things like "two trolls" though, I get the idea that maybe you're a little too pleased with yourself. How about next time you make a post directed to us (if you really want you) you say "VeryHandsomeJakey and VeryHandsomeNed", or a casual "you guys". So far you've only shown the capacity to be pissy. I'm not here to win you over lil bro, I don't think we have a lot in common.

You're rude.

 

[Megaberna]

PS: Use this template for your unban request since i think some details are missing:

Unban request

In the event you are banned from our servers for a period longer than 1 hour (which is the length of a temporary ban) you can make a thread on this forum requesting the ban is lifted. You will need the following details:

Name under which you were banned - INCLUDE IN TOPIC TITLE
Server(s) you are banned from
What was happening when you got banned
Time and date
Timezone
User Identification Number* (This is a number server admins can find in their logs THIS IS NOT YOUR CD KEY, DONT POST YOUR CD KEY!)

 

[VeryHandsomeNed]

The template was used.

 

[Deofuta]

Banned until the 6th of November. Post in this thread on that day for an unban.

 

[VeryHandsomeNed]

Thank you big guy (in the sky).

 

[HawkeTheInane]

I was considerably entertained, amused and distracted by this thread. A big thank you to all the handsome men involved for making this thread possible.

PS. ( Your cat is adorable)

PPS. (Happy Halloween!)

 

[LedZepp1109]

ZeppelinPanda is an annoying fellow. He tries to get so many people banned through instigation...

Said the guy who used homophobic slurs earlier this morning