Name under which you were banned - INCLUDE IN TOPIC TITLE
GrenBat_Merc_PB_Pierre
^ (Pissbucket)
Server(s) you are banned from - United_NA_PW
What was happening when you got banned
Prologue
I was playing and having a gay ol' tiem but guess what, here's what happened. I have a story full of glory and honour. Honour and his lil' brother glory were united this day, and this is da storay.
Chapter 1
I was playing with the Grenzer Batailoon, and I was having fun until Murmun_Kurmun (better known as Morman_Korman) was chasing the last man alive on the enemy team during the line battle. By the way, this is during the line battle which occured on 5/29/2012.
Chapter 2
Anyway, Kurmun is a very boastful player, and he always brags about how good he is at melee, so I was happy that he was going to be killed by the last guy on the enemy team who had like 18 kills and 1 death. But instead of engaging him, Kurmun just pranced around like a fairy until the rest of the team got there.
Chapter 3
I told the rest of the team (who were all in my teamspeak channel) to not attack the man, and to let him embarrass Kurmun in order to humble his hubris and whatnot. All but one listened. His name was Dietricht. He stabbed him in the back against my will, and so it was that next round I knew I had to get revenge.
Chapter 4: Retribution
Brandishing my fancy German Made Musket, I took manly aim at Dietricht near the start of the round, and righteously shot him for his disobedience. I was promptly bayunned by a man by the name of 5arge. The same 5arge who moments ago, I claimed in teamspeak, as any witness would testify, was a god. I loved him with all my heart. This same man betrayed my love, and banned me, seemingly forever.
Prologue: Reconciliation
On further reflection, I find myself deeply regretful of my actions that day, due to the fact that it must of seemed to 5arge that I was betraying his trust. So many times I had cheated on him, and he said that he still loved me. I took advantage of it. He was right to ban me once I broke his trust yet again, but I do not believe permanently. I am fully willing to reconcile with 5arge, and will take a prolonged ban if necessary. I understand if he wants a divorce. But I want visitation rights to my child. This child is called United_NA_NW. I believe after an appropriate time period, I should be allowed to see it. I love it, and would never hurt it again. I solemnly swear, that I am up to good.
Time and date
It occured around 9:50 pm on 5/29/2012. Give or take an hour I believe.
Timezone
EST
GrenBat_Merc_PB_Pierre
^ (Pissbucket)
Server(s) you are banned from - United_NA_PW
What was happening when you got banned
Prologue
I was playing and having a gay ol' tiem but guess what, here's what happened. I have a story full of glory and honour. Honour and his lil' brother glory were united this day, and this is da storay.
Chapter 1
I was playing with the Grenzer Batailoon, and I was having fun until Murmun_Kurmun (better known as Morman_Korman) was chasing the last man alive on the enemy team during the line battle. By the way, this is during the line battle which occured on 5/29/2012.
Chapter 2
Anyway, Kurmun is a very boastful player, and he always brags about how good he is at melee, so I was happy that he was going to be killed by the last guy on the enemy team who had like 18 kills and 1 death. But instead of engaging him, Kurmun just pranced around like a fairy until the rest of the team got there.
Chapter 3
I told the rest of the team (who were all in my teamspeak channel) to not attack the man, and to let him embarrass Kurmun in order to humble his hubris and whatnot. All but one listened. His name was Dietricht. He stabbed him in the back against my will, and so it was that next round I knew I had to get revenge.
Chapter 4: Retribution
Brandishing my fancy German Made Musket, I took manly aim at Dietricht near the start of the round, and righteously shot him for his disobedience. I was promptly bayunned by a man by the name of 5arge. The same 5arge who moments ago, I claimed in teamspeak, as any witness would testify, was a god. I loved him with all my heart. This same man betrayed my love, and banned me, seemingly forever.
Prologue: Reconciliation
On further reflection, I find myself deeply regretful of my actions that day, due to the fact that it must of seemed to 5arge that I was betraying his trust. So many times I had cheated on him, and he said that he still loved me. I took advantage of it. He was right to ban me once I broke his trust yet again, but I do not believe permanently. I am fully willing to reconcile with 5arge, and will take a prolonged ban if necessary. I understand if he wants a divorce. But I want visitation rights to my child. This child is called United_NA_NW. I believe after an appropriate time period, I should be allowed to see it. I love it, and would never hurt it again. I solemnly swear, that I am up to good.
Time and date
It occured around 9:50 pm on 5/29/2012. Give or take an hour I believe.
Timezone
EST
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