Turkish Tutor for hire?

[Bmen30]

Hello all, I was wondering if there was anyone here wanted to tutor me in speaking Turkish!

After reading this thread:

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http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,70289.0/topicseen.html

I decided to reply that the links were broken. Sadly since I didn't know any Turkish I had to resolve to the dreaded translator, at 1st glance I thought it looked what I wanted it too look ( I suppose). But when I re translated it just to make sure to was correct, turns out the the translator was a dead wrong bugger. So through this I wish to learn to speak turkish so I can type in these kind of threads and learn a completely new culture!

So far I haven't decided how much to pay (if tutor's fee) or if we can exchange tutor. All I know is English, Italian, Spanish and a tad bit of French.


Thank you for reading!


-Bmen

 

[DameGreyWulf]

You always have to be very, very careful about how you word things in an online translator. Even then it can use the wrong word, since what's the same word in English can have different words in other languages (ex: iirc, maybe there's a different word for can as in "tin can" and can as in "can of soda," but we still say can for both).

 

[Bmen30]

I tried to carefully input that, though sadly the dreaded translator ****ed me again.

 

[butscrew]

I tried to carefully input that, though sadly the dreaded translator ****ed me again.

Well there is your problem. You should perhaps stop relying on a bald middle aged horny Turk with almost no English skill to translate for you and start using online translators which lack a penis and the ability to bend you over and rape you.

 

[Kleidophoros]

Oi, i can teach you Turkish!
Lets start with what yer tryin to say,
"I decided to reply that the links were broken."
"Linkler kırık. tekrar upload edebilir misiniz?" = "Links are broken, can you reupload?"

 

[butscrew]

Don't trust Kleido though. He likes dead people (studying archaeology), he may convince you to kill yourself in a spectacular fashion in a remote location so that in 1000 years when your body is discovered people will put your bones together in a museum and give you the name of Pin Pin.

 

[Kleidophoros]

Firstly, sire, I am certainly not fond of dead people, i have opened only 1 grave up to this day, he was dead for only 110 years; not a good sight i must say. And don't forget the OMG THAT SMELL!

Secondly, i would not concinve him to kill himself and be found 1000 years later; i could however convince him to show me where his relatives were buried so i would have a discovery with some ****ed up dead people; such a discovery in 1000 years won't do me no good.

Thirdly, I will not have you insult me goodman butscrew! I am not studying archaeology, i am teaching archaeology and am realted to several old archaeology professors.

 

[butscrew]

... am realted to several old archaeology professors.

You will have no respect from me unless those professors include Harrison Ford and Sean Connery.

 

[Kleidophoros]

Not to mention Lara Croft.

 

[butscrew]

Not to mention Lara Croft.

You sir are of good pedigree.

 

[Kleidophoros]

I see you have taken up on my offer Cmen but i don't see no checks comin my way!