Worbah
Grandmaster Knight
"I still can't believe that Christians hate Jews. I always ask them, and the answer is always the same: 'They killed my God!'
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Well ****, I'm going to worship the Jews. I've never seen God, but I constantly se Jews."
- Bill Hicks
but anyways, there's a whole lot in christianity that is ****ed up, but that doesn't give you the right to constantly mock it. Let's go through some of the points you posted, shall we? And I can't speak for others here.
"10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god."
No, I don't. I can't deny the existence of other Gods, because I've no proof that any God exists. not worshipping another deity and denying their existence are two wholly different things.
"9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt."
Yeah, I've always cried when evolution is brought up in conversations. I don't have knowledge of the birth of life, so I don't go around saying what is true and what isn't. Oh, and the wise money is on evolution.
"8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god."
I don't laugh at other religions. And the trinity is usually seen as three aspects of the same being
"7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!"
Yeah, and I can't believe that violence is being used in delivering religion. God damn those sandniggers!
(sarcasm. And for the record, the word "sandnigger" along with the people who coined it should be exterminated)
"6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky."
errr... No. once again, not in the habbit of laughing at the beliefs of others.
"5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old."
Oh, anyone, ANYONE, who really believes that adding together the ages of every person in the bible is the way to find out how old earth is, well... Let's just say that there are people who could use a healthy set of organs.
"4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving"."
well I would, except that I don't. I think that the perfect hell would infact be heaven. You might ask why, but think about it; a paedophile dies and goes to heaven. He then knows something isn't right, and He'll spend every waking hour just waiting for God to yell "surprise, cockfag!" and he finds out that it was all an illusion, and that he's been damned forever. Besides, I think something like eternal damnation is reserved not for those who believe in the wrong god, but rather people who do the wrong things.
"3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity."
****, how did you know?
"2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God."
I don't think that God really gives a ****. I think that people asking for something from God by prayer are the exact same people that ask their teachers for the answers during an exam.
"1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian."
I hardly consider the bible an accurate source of information. After being around for thousands of years, being ****ed and molded by a hundred people does something to the integrity of the book.
"'I believe that the Bible is the exact word of God'
'It just isn't dad'
'Well I believe it is'
'beliefs are neat, dad. Some people believe they are Napoleon. But it isn't and I can prove it, I'l just need your bible.'
'there you go.'
'what does it say on the cover?'
'Holy Bible'
'and?'
'King James' version'"
-again, Bill Hicks.
The problem with your post, AA, is that it lumps all christians together. Fundamentals, fanatics, and real people.
...
Well ****, I'm going to worship the Jews. I've never seen God, but I constantly se Jews."
- Bill Hicks
but anyways, there's a whole lot in christianity that is ****ed up, but that doesn't give you the right to constantly mock it. Let's go through some of the points you posted, shall we? And I can't speak for others here.
"10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god."
No, I don't. I can't deny the existence of other Gods, because I've no proof that any God exists. not worshipping another deity and denying their existence are two wholly different things.
"9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt."
Yeah, I've always cried when evolution is brought up in conversations. I don't have knowledge of the birth of life, so I don't go around saying what is true and what isn't. Oh, and the wise money is on evolution.
"8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god."
I don't laugh at other religions. And the trinity is usually seen as three aspects of the same being
"7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!"
Yeah, and I can't believe that violence is being used in delivering religion. God damn those sandniggers!
(sarcasm. And for the record, the word "sandnigger" along with the people who coined it should be exterminated)
"6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky."
errr... No. once again, not in the habbit of laughing at the beliefs of others.
"5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old."
Oh, anyone, ANYONE, who really believes that adding together the ages of every person in the bible is the way to find out how old earth is, well... Let's just say that there are people who could use a healthy set of organs.
"4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving"."
well I would, except that I don't. I think that the perfect hell would infact be heaven. You might ask why, but think about it; a paedophile dies and goes to heaven. He then knows something isn't right, and He'll spend every waking hour just waiting for God to yell "surprise, cockfag!" and he finds out that it was all an illusion, and that he's been damned forever. Besides, I think something like eternal damnation is reserved not for those who believe in the wrong god, but rather people who do the wrong things.
"3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity."
****, how did you know?
"2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God."
I don't think that God really gives a ****. I think that people asking for something from God by prayer are the exact same people that ask their teachers for the answers during an exam.
"1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian."
I hardly consider the bible an accurate source of information. After being around for thousands of years, being ****ed and molded by a hundred people does something to the integrity of the book.
"'I believe that the Bible is the exact word of God'
'It just isn't dad'
'Well I believe it is'
'beliefs are neat, dad. Some people believe they are Napoleon. But it isn't and I can prove it, I'l just need your bible.'
'there you go.'
'what does it say on the cover?'
'Holy Bible'
'and?'
'King James' version'"
-again, Bill Hicks.
The problem with your post, AA, is that it lumps all christians together. Fundamentals, fanatics, and real people.
