Alright, this is some serious garbage. If you had a gravelly voice, Frodogorn, it might be okay. If you had a beard, it might be okay. If you had Harlaus' head strapped to your saddle, it might be okay.
But you don't. So get the flying **** off of your wet horse and cram your head into a teacup. The rearrangement of your features might be an improvement.
What, do you eat granola 3 meals a day or something? Goddamn chalk sucker. **** YOUR EYE!
But you don't. So get the flying **** off of your wet horse and cram your head into a teacup. The rearrangement of your features might be an improvement.
What, do you eat granola 3 meals a day or something? Goddamn chalk sucker. **** YOUR EYE!