Thoughts when you first wake up in the morning

[Delora Filth]

Today's first thought was: "Toilet! I need to take a ****e NOW!"

 

[SuperNova]

The first thing that crossed my mind this morning was "What the ****." because my nose started bleeding out of nowhere.

 

[russik112]

Fappy time

 

[African]

"I should join the army"

 

[Kobrag]

NeedtopeeNeedtopeeNeedtopeeNeedtopeeNeedtopeeNeedtopeeNeedtopeeNeedtopee

 

[Delora Filth]

Heheh, my thought's little brother, little brother.

 

[Kobrag]

Hehe =]

 

[Dryvus]

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.

 

[Darwin]

HOLY****ING****IT'SSOCOLD

You could try closing the window at night. Or heating, alternatively.

 

[killer-blead]

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.

ARGH now it's in my head!

 

[Eino]

Well last morning was.

"Damn it's cold, I want to go home."

After sleeping in the car with friends.

 

[Delora Filth]

Today: "Oh dear mother of wank****e, my head!"

 

[BalanceofTerror]

A few examples:

"Am I really doing anything productive in my life?"

"MUST... STAY... OFF... COMPUTER!"

"Go away" (Usually to my mom or grandma)

"I'm just going to stay off my computer and go outside"

"What's for breakfast?"

I sometimes think about my girlfriend too.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Did you lose her after being caught stealing?

 

[theAthenian]

Did you lose her after being caught stealing?

Wasn't that carter? It's easy to confuse the two.

 

[Lord Tristan]

"DAMN IT! I JUST REALIZED I SAID ALL MY DREAM-SPEECH OUT LOUD!"
Looks at dog on the foot of the bed staring at me.
"Aw, Shut up."

Either that, or
"MURPHY! SHUT UP! IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING!"

 

[Evilknightz]

Yes! I set my alarm two hours early so I could wake up early and realize that I can go back to bed.

 

[teh.frickin.pope]

Just one more hour, please; dammit, have to go to work.


@Amontadillo, don't bout you'se for'ners but over here you can get a space heater for like $16, stick it a few feet away from your bed and enjoy your newfound warmth.

 

[Quixote]

"My back hurts from being on the computer too much"