Thoughts when you first wake up in the morning

[Ambalon]

Oooh, and on weekends: "Am I hungover?"

 

[DameGreyWulf]

Without an alarm: "Blurrrfurhurgdurrr...grumblemumble"

With an alarm: "JESUS ****ING WHAT THE ****COCKS OH GOD"

 

[socks]

wffgggwfu

 

[gaham1]

Usually its "What was that dream about? I lived through it but can't remember it anymore..."
Or "I feel like ruling the world."
Lastly "need more snooze."

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

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Without an alarm: "Blurrrfurhurgdurrr...grumblemumble"

With an alarm: "JESUS ******** WHAT THE ****COCKS OH GOD"

These, too

+ 1 

 

[MadocComadrin]

Has worked for me a few times.

It only works for me when I don't want the dream to continue (especially with my lastest trend of disturbing dreams).

 

[Jock]

Lately the phrase "OUCH... Who the **** put a chair next to my bed?" is very often in my mind at mornings, I think I even got a little scar on the forehead.

 

[greatsword]

**** me.
That is all.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

"Aw ****, still alive."

 

[Kurapica]

Need to pee.
Talking a bath and
breakfast

 

[Eino]

Lately the phrase "OUCH... Who the **** put a chair next to my bed?" is very often in my mind at mornings, I think I even got a little scar on the forehead.

Somewhat similar to the time my sister was going to travel and had her suitcase somewhere close. For some damn reason my Mom thought it was mine, so I basically tripped on it every ****ing morning because my mom put it just outside my door.
Never learned either, Every single morning.
*Bang* "GAaaah, wtf, again!?."

Last week though.
Monday: "Gotta pee, wow really bad too."
Tuesday: "Holy crap about to piss myself."
Wednesday: "What the hell am I drinking!? Gaaaah."

And so on and so forth.

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

"What? It's blank o'clock already? ****!"

 

[Evil Cereal]

**** me.

Be careful when you say that on TaleWorlds.

Anyway: "Aaah, such a nice day... wait... that means... OH ****, ******* ****, I HAD SOME THINGS TO DO FOR TODAY, ****!" *sniff* "Well, nevermind"

 

[Evil Cereal]

Why bother self-censoring? Seems... Pointless


Anyways, today: "wait, I overslept an hour? Oh well" and then back to bed.

No, you don't get me. I said "Star, star, star, star". 

隐藏

Hey, probably unlike you, I don't want to get warned, dear Mr. Depression.

Now, let's settle this matter.

 

[Tuckles]

You don't get warned for cursing.

**** piss **** **** and all that.

隐藏

I may get warned for this though.

 

[Delora Filth]

usually "Nicotine, NOW!"

 

[SuperNova]

On an average day: "Hmm..? Whu- Oh."

 

[killer-blead]

After a very long dream usually this:

 

[King Ragnarok]

I think what time it is, cant sleep with a clock ticking, so usually i only get up if i can hear a kettle on downstairs, accompanied by the shuffling of slippers. Which normally means its around about 10am.

 

[Anarion]

Usually "nnnnooo, **** you real life" after a pleasant dream. Then I wonder why I can't be lazy when I go to bed and restless in the morning, and not the other way around.