Thoughts when you first wake up in the morning

[HiameCrest]

It is usually just a jumble of letters or me forgetting the meaning of words and using them incorrectly. The best, at least so far, is "Quoting caused the sun to rise too late."

 

[killer-blead]

"not now.. I'll wake up tomorrow"

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

"What day is it?"
"What?"
"Why is my butt and belly out?"
"No, I don't want to."
"It's super cold." or "Damn I am sweating..."
"I'm late for my morning class."
"Here we go again."

At Sundays and Saturdays:
"Ah, such a beautiful day today! The sun's shining, the birds are singing and I have all day to do whatever I want "

 

 

[Jock]

"Mmmm.... go away."
Usually mom leaves after that and comes back in 20 minutes.

 

[BattleOfValmy]

Hello carpet.

 

[Jock]

 

[Darwin]

"Where and when am I?"

 

[Eino]

"Damn, still alive."
"Got a woody, better take care of it."

 

[Chechen!]

Lately about this girl. I hate myself for thinking about her whenever I get the chance.

OH ****, THERE IT IS AGAIN. GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD. GAAAH.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

"Wait, did I sleep with the window open all night again?"

Though, I did remember this time I woke up with the first few bits of Afraid to Shoot Strangers in my head once.

 

[Eino]

"What the hell did I do last night" (Weekends)

Alternatively.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU"

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Also another one of mine:

"...how I wonder what you-GAH, where did all this sunglight come from?"

 

[MadocComadrin]

"Seriously?"
"Must, resist, urge, to, go, back, to, sleep."
"Clock says 7:00 and it's dark out, does that mean I took an hour nap, or is it morning? (I can't see the AM/PM signal on my clock without taking a really close look."
"Evening already?" (When I accidentally sleep for 18 hours on a weekend).

 

[Evil Cereal]

Workdays:

"Not agaiiiin!"
"No, please, no!"
"Will there be sausage and mustard for breakfast?"
"Where am I?"
(when I wake up very early "Feejoooo, oh such darky in here! Where is the lower half of the pyjamas?"

Weekends:

"Dog! Stop clinging the floor with your nails!"
"Dog! Stop lying on my legs!"
"Well, yeah, that ceiling IS white."
"THAT was a weird dream."

 

[Swordmaster]

"I gotta turn this alarm off!" is the first thing that comes to my mind while waking up.

 

[Ambalon]

Some incoherent rumbling.

 

[TMAN78]

Weekdays: 5 more minutes...

Weekends: 5 more hours...

 

[havoc]

"I should really do something today."

 

[killer-blead]

"continue the dream! Continue the dream!" as I desperately try to fall asleep again. It never works.

 

[havoc]

Has worked for me a few times.