Thoughts when you first wake up in the morning

[Quixote]

These thoughts may be real, or completely fabricated!
Maybe it will die or live, as a thread, we will see

To all the random thoughts that end up in your head
What are the first thoughts, when you wake up in bed?

For starters... this morning I woke up saying "You will be baked, and then there will be cake"

 

[Adorno]

Quixote's sig gifs are stealing my bandwith.

 

[Quixote]

 

[Dryvus]

I'm pretty sure my first thoughts in the morning don't follow any sort of verbal structure, and are thus impossible to convey with text.

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

"Ahh what the ****...Too early....gotta take a piss"

 

[Tibertus]

Usually "OH **** I"M GONNA BE LATE!" or "OH **** WHAT IS THAT?"

 

[Verbeek]

"I'm never drinking that much again."

 

[Dodes]

Better rub out this morning wood

 

[Phonemelter]

"Where am I?"

 

[QuailLover]

Usually goes along the lines of either: "Not now, I have to leave in 10 minutes,", "What is a boob doing in my fa.. oh yeah.", and "Damn kids..."

 

[Tarias]

''Already...?''

 

[Dryvus]

Let's see, my first thoughts this morning were -- oh wait, I didn't get to sleep. **** you, brain.

 

[Eino]

Every single time, except for some occasions. 

"wha...what time is it?" *checks clock* "sigh, too early."

Most of the time though i don't think at all and just get up in a rush get dressed and/or munch like a mad man.

 

[Leifr Eiríksson]

Amongst the sea of incomprehensible thoughts, the following usually prevail;

- need mug of tea
- have i got morning wood?

 

[Goker]

I don't wake up in the morning. 

But yeah, "Oh ****. Not this **** again!" is the usual stuff that goes through my mind when I wake up.

 

[theAthenian]

"What day is it?"
"What?"
"Why is my butt and belly out?"
"No, I don't want to."
"It's super cold." or "Damn I am sweating..."
"I'm late for my morning class."
"Here we go again."

At Sundays and Saturdays:
"Ah, such a beautiful day today! The sun's shining, the birds are singing and I have all day to do whatever I want "

 

[Goker]

"Why is my butt and belly out?"

If you need to ask...

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Hey look... a boner. Let's masturbate.

 

[theAthenian]

"Why is my butt and belly out?"

If you need to ask...

Oh

 

[LittleJP]

My brain has this strange tendency to meow during the early hours. It is literally the only activity I have the brain power for.