Things to do for a Laugh. . .

[Uhtred of Bebbanburg]

I don't know why this is funny but I laugh hard every time I do it.  Maybe it's because I love killing the belligerent drunk.

Walk into a tavern, draw your sword (weapon), raise it up over your head, and walk straight up to him as close as you can. As soon as the text box comes up you strike with your weapon and he is dead before he can open his big ugly mouth.  Hilarious.

Works with a bow too.

 

[Lord Brutus]

So good to see you're getting into the spirit of the game.

 

[Coy]

I like punching him to death.

 

[Lord Brutus]

I know I've kicked several into la-la land.

 

[NJSQRL]

Usually when I want a laugh at the expense of M&B I turn on cheats, grab the wedding dress and a lute, edit my export to give myself, and companions 9999 in every attribute (yes I give them a dress and a lute as well) then I edit the AI lord base party size to be something like 500, sim a few weeks of ingame time to let the parties build up, then go on a flying wedding gowned drag queen armed with a small guitar like thingy and beat the snot out of everyone...

Other small edits I make for giggles:
Modifying the crossbows to be repeating crossbows
Increasing the range on a dagger to that of a jousting lance
Watching my entire army get slaughtered by King Harlot because I edited the stats on plate mail to provide so much protection that even my +160 siege crossbow and +250 bolts can't even scratch him...(unless headshot)

 

[Lord Brutus]

Usually when I want a laugh at the expense of M&B I turn on cheats, grab the wedding dress and a lute, edit my export to give myself, and companions 9999 in every attribute (yes I give them a dress and a lute as well) then I edit the AI lord base party size to be something like 500, sim a few weeks of ingame time to let the parties build up, then go on a flying wedding gowned drag queen armed with a small guitar like thingy and beat the snot out of everyone...

Other small edits I make for giggles:
Modifying the crossbows to be repeating crossbows
Increasing the range on a dagger to that of a jousting lance
Watching my entire army get slaughtered by King Harlot because I edited the stats on plate mail to provide so much protection that even my +160 siege crossbow and +250 bolts can't even scratch him...(unless headshot)

I want to party with this dude. 

 

[Riddle]

Watching the nord axe-throwing olympiad. They make some ****ing awesome shots!

 

[killer-blead]

I don't know why this is funny but I laugh hard every time I do it.  Maybe it's because I love killing the belligerent drunk.

Walk into a tavern, draw your sword (weapon), raise it up over your head, and walk straight up to him as close as you can. As soon as the text box comes up you strike with your weapon and he is dead before he can open his big ugly mouth.  Hilarious.

Works with a bow too.

Except that you can't use range weapons when fighting the belligerent drunk.

 

[XSevSpreeX]

Usually when I want a laugh at the expense of M&B I turn on cheats, grab the wedding dress and a lute, edit my export to give myself, and companions 9999 in every attribute (yes I give them a dress and a lute as well) then I edit the AI lord base party size to be something like 500, sim a few weeks of ingame time to let the parties build up, then go on a flying wedding gowned drag queen armed with a small guitar like thingy and beat the snot out of everyone...

Other small edits I make for giggles:
Modifying the crossbows to be repeating crossbows
Increasing the range on a dagger to that of a jousting lance
Watching my entire army get slaughtered by King Harlot because I edited the stats on plate mail to provide so much protection that even my +160 siege crossbow and +250 bolts can't even scratch him...(unless headshot)

I want to party with this dude. 

Me too!

 

[NJSQRL]

I don't know why this is funny but I laugh hard every time I do it.  Maybe it's because I love killing the belligerent drunk.

Walk into a tavern, draw your sword (weapon), raise it up over your head, and walk straight up to him as close as you can. As soon as the text box comes up you strike with your weapon and he is dead before he can open his big ugly mouth.  Hilarious.

Works with a bow too.

Except that you can't use range weapons when fighting the belligerent drunk.

But you can use them before the fight begins... which is what he is talking about. You kill the drunk before he even starts spouting off his nonsense.

 

[killer-blead]

Meh, I chamber them for fun. The only times I'm good at chamber is against NPC's so I'm taking full advantage of that. Very fun.

 

[MatthaisRagnarsson]

I didn't necessarily cause this, but I thought it was funny.

One of my previous characters, early in the game, did a "ransom the kidnapped girl" quest for a guildmaster in one of Swadia's cities.  At the time, Swadia was at war with the Rhodoks, and the bandits were apparently from a Rhodok village.  So, being weak and without any backup, I was forced to simply hand over the gold.  However, the village I met them near was being raided by a Swadian lord.  As they took the ransom money, they headed back into their village, which was on fire.  I laughed. 

 

[Blackfish]

I remember once I was courting a lady and this jarl, the lord of Wercheg I think (can't remember his name) tells me that he's had his eye on the lady since she was young and that I should back away blah blah. So I went and courted his sister instead.

It was funny how pissy he got when we met again.

 

[Bobsama]

I do this:

 

[SpittingLlama]

Usually when I want a laugh at the expense of M&B I turn on cheats, grab the wedding dress and a lute, edit my export to give myself, and companions 9999 in every attribute (yes I give them a dress and a lute as well) then I edit the AI lord base party size to be something like 500, sim a few weeks of ingame time to let the parties build up, then go on a flying wedding gowned drag queen armed with a small guitar like thingy and beat the snot out of everyone...

Other small edits I make for giggles:
Modifying the crossbows to be repeating crossbows
Increasing the range on a dagger to that of a jousting lance
Watching my entire army get slaughtered by King Harlot because I edited the stats on plate mail to provide so much protection that even my +160 siege crossbow and +250 bolts can't even scratch him...(unless headshot)

How do you edit the party sizes? I haven't found a easy way of doing it yet.

 

[XSevSpreeX]

I do this:

Oh wow

 

[VikingHaag]

Drag queen? I wonder what marnid and borcha would like doing with you.

 

[Belisarius]

There are prettier dresses!

 

[Bobsama]

I do this:

Oh wow

That's Rolf. He's a ninja--hiding in plain view. Klethi's dress will never be the same.

Actually, I fired Rolf because he didn't fit into my party. I'm running my old group again.

Firentis
Alayen
Baheshtur
Klethi
Deshavi
Ymira
Jeremus
Bunduk

 

[Kaampper]

I do this:

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hahahahahahahahahaah xD
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