The Zendar Bounty Board!

[pwi7aaf]

Contractor: Einherjar_Davee

Target: SZ_Kasparus

Description: A fairly skilled SZ warrior, I taught him the ways of the war spear a long time ago. But he turned to the dark side and used the power against his former master. He must pay for this treachery. Looks currently unknown, suspected to be light-skinned and brown-haired.

Additional requirements: Must be beaten to death/stabbed with a war spear or normal spear with no shield equipped when on an opposing team (no TKs). After he is neutralized the killer must utter the phrase "Davee The Spearmaster sends his regards".

Reward: Besides the 200 denars you will also receive the broken spearhead of the apprentice.

**** THOSE SZ BASTARDOS!

Co za dzieciuch....

 

[Kolba]

**** THOSE SZ BASTARDOS!

Please don't be so rude, you child of Neostrada.

 

[Seawied86]

Lets see.....


Styo...
Marnid...
Okin.....
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WHAT!?!? I'm not on there!?!?! Come on now people! I know I've pissed at least SOME of you off! None of you feckers want me dead?


Shesh. I request a bounty put on Seawied. The guy's a tool and an asshat. Someone needs to kill the ****er

 

[Indefiance]

Lets see.....


Styo...
Marnid...
Okin.....
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WHAT!?!? I'm not on there!?!?! Come on now people! I know I've pissed at least SOME of you off! None of you feckers want me dead?


Shesh. I request a bounty put on Seawied. The guy's a tool and an asshat. Someone needs to kill the ****er

You are the most righteous admin around, apparently.

 

[The Shadow]

How do I know I won't get another PM threatening to ban me? 
Contractor: COGlory

Target: Seawied

Description: He's and admin on the US servers most of the time. 

Additional Requirements: Kill him.  I don't care how, I don't where, just type "For all those poor bastards!"

 

[RealMephisto]

Whotsa' child of neostrada?

Glory: id take him with great pleasure but dont like USA server

 

[krax]

Contractor: Einherjar_Krax

Target: Shieldings_Eiríkur

Description: Normaly found in a stable having his way with a horse. Or runing around naked while rubbing his nippels yelling "I want to get crouched,,,, HARD!"

Additional requirements: Must be killed geting run over by a horse, then uproar the horse so it stamps his face

Reward: one slightly abused horse, 15 denars, a rusty sword and a apple

 

[RealMephisto]

Fecking stop with those horse-over-run guyz Its enough for hunting arch3r with a charger and now  erikur?

 

[Highelfwarrior]

Contractor: me, duh.

Target: UsF

Description: If you enter a duel server and someone is whining without end, you just found your target.

Additional requirements: kill with feinting spam, kickslash, or any form of supposedly "unfair" businesses in a duel server. Backstab in a duel server would be ++ win, albeit against the rules. Added kudos if you break da rules and do it this way taking the risk of a kick/ban.
Upon assassination you must speak "A bounty was put on your head on account of being a whiny *****. That is all."

Reward: 200 gold. If I had any more, it would be yours.

(This is pretty much a copy of last one. We should repeat this one over and over. )

 

[ComingWinter]

Contractor: Shieldings_ComingWinter

Target: Titanshoe/22nd_Sqe_Titanshoe

Description: Is part of the 22nd, so expect kick slashing.

Additional requirements: Must type "LOL" after kill.

 

[tintontoe]

Awww c'mon just because I was a sexist to ye, you do not have to do a bounty!

Contractor: Einherjar_Krax

Target: Shieldings_Eiríkur

Description: Normaly found in a stable having his way with a horse. Or runing around naked while rubbing his nippels yelling "I want to get crouched,,,, HARD!"

Additional requirements: Must be killed geting run over by a horse, then uproar the horse so it stamps his face

Reward: one slightly abused horse, 15 denars, a rusty sword and a apple

The most funny contract ever! The descriptions and Rewards, +1!

 

[Blixn]

Awww c'mon just because I was a sexist to ye, you do not have to do a bounty!

Of course she has to! He's probably an aimah.

 

[tintontoe]

*cough* It's a she *cough cough*

 

[Blixn]

ehrm ... fixed

 

[Larken]

Heh heh, I have a wonderful little video of Highelf being slaughtered earlier tonight. I'll upload it and update the bounties tomorrow. 

 

[Xanmyral]

Contractor: Xanmyral
Victim: Leafhurricane
Description: Annoying, hypocritical... Did I mention annoying? Is an archer, or plays a two-hander with a "Special" attack in which he jumps, spins twice in a circle, then slashes at your feet. Usually found in US servers.
Additional Requirements: I want him to know that he has a hit on him. Have your name be "Leaf_Burner". I want his corpse drug through the streets, his arms chopped off, and the killer screaming "Do a one eighty away from your computer and stay that way!" You will win my ever lasting loyalty if you manage to kill and PROVE that you kill him in mid jump spin.
Reward: Normal

While this may sound harsh, but I want this guy dead.

 

[Taalen]

Contractor: irc://Taalen

Target: CoR_G_Alan

Description: About three meters tall, has a brown saddle and a white horse growing down from between his legs. Been spotted playing CTF on Battlegrounds_EU, other preferences unknown.

Additional requirements: Rumour is he's not half bad with a lance. Can't be having that, makes me look bad. Has to be removed. Stick a pointed metallic object between his ribs when he's unhorsed (or playing infantry) and wish him sweet dreams.

Reward: 200gp

 

[Orion]

I don't understand why my bounty is still up there. It's quite silly, seeing as how it's just a childish rage-filled attempt to "get even" with me. Besides, if someone came into the server with the name "BanMeNow*****," killed me, then said "Don't abuse your admin powers" I'd probably ban them for their lack of sense.

 

[Marcus Brutus]

Contractor: me, duh.

Target: UsF

Description: If you enter a duel server and someone is whining without end, you just found your target.

Additional requirements: kill with feinting spam, kickslash, or any form of supposedly "unfair" businesses in a duel server. Backstab in a duel server would be ++ win, albeit against the rules. Added kudos if you break da rules and do it this way taking the risk of a kick/ban.
Upon assassination you must speak "A bounty was put on your head on account of being a whiny *****. That is all."

Reward: 200 gold. If I had any more, it would be yours.

(This is pretty much a copy of last one. We should repeat this one over and over. )

Im gonna try to fulfill the contract, it will be a pleasure...

 

[Taalen]

I don't understand why my bounty is still up there. It's quite silly, seeing as how it's just a childish rage-filled attempt to "get even" with me. Besides, if someone came into the server with the name "BanMeNow*****," killed me, then said "Don't abuse your admin powers" I'd probably ban them for their lack of sense.

The way I see it, the reason for putting up a bounty is completely irrelevant. The particular bounty isn't exactly good taste in my opinion, but I probably wouldn't remove it from the list either - unless tons of people said they have no interest in taking it, of course.

Personally, the requirement with the name is just bloody stupid and the reward terrible, so I have no intention of trying to claim that one