The Weird World

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Calodine 说:
And it's not from going to the gym. He invented full body masturbation.

I imagine it would be like watching a long bowl of jelly just wobble around.
 
Tibertus 说:
Isn't Magorian American too? He seems like the type that exercises.
I'm American too, I may not lift weights all day but I go on runs semi-regularly and am nowhere near obese.
 
Somewhat related, I remember jumping on IRC on new year's day hung over to hell and somewhere down the line the conversation mentioned some guy weighing like 19 stone. Was talking to this American guy, and he was saying how that wasn't remotely obese.

19 stone. My sister weighs less than that, and she broke the springs in all of our chairs/sofas and she's only here once a week :U
 
I keep think a stone is 9 kg but it's 6.4. 19 stone? He fat. Or muscular as ****. He's heavier than I am and I am fat.

Would be even worse if he was talking about the Chinese mass named stone. He'd be 19 times 72.6 kg. :razz:

726-72.6= 653.4
653.4+ 726 = 1379.4 kg. He'd be a new world-record three times over. :lol:
 
You can have everything I own if im lying.

And I started working out to gain muscle mass for junior reserve officers training corps.
 
TheInvincibleMan 说:
You can have everything I own if im lying.

And I started working out to gain muscle mass for junior reserve officers training corps.

Nobody gives a **** you attention seeking ****.

AWdeV 说:
I keep think a stone is 9 kg but it's 6.4. 19 stone? He fat. Or muscular as ****. He's heavier than I am and I am fat.

Would be even worse if he was talking about the Chinese mass named stone. He'd be 19 times 72.6 kg. :razz:

726-72.6= 653.4
653.4+ 726 = 1379.4 kg. He'd be a new world-record three times over. :lol:

:lol:
 
TheInvincibleMan 说:
What is the weirdest thing that happened to you?

Mine was when I was at my local gym, and this girl who was about 23, I would rate her a good 9 out of 10 got in front of the machine I was working on and basically did a stripper dance for me. She was bending over and moaning. and slowly doing pushups while softly moaning. and looking back at me with this slutty grin. when she was done, she looked at me as if for confirmation that I liked that she did that. and she left. I was 15. Best. Day. At. The. Gym. Ever.


Ah you'll get used to girls in gym,they are all the same. They like to get infront of you and start stretching their butt out,meanwhile she stare at you with little hope of you looking at her while she exercise..They're quite pathetic really.

Otherwise let me think,weird thing that happened to me. Its hard to remember a weird moment,but i can tell you that at one party year ago i almost got in to a fight with a nasty big chick,she was like female mike tyson haha. Also she trained ****ing box  :mrgreen:
 
TheSarafanPriest 说:
TheInvincibleMan 说:
What is the weirdest thing that happened to you?

Mine was when I was at my local gym, and this girl who was about 23, I would rate her a good 9 out of 10 got in front of the machine I was working on and basically did a stripper dance for me. She was bending over and moaning. and slowly doing pushups while softly moaning. and looking back at me with this slutty grin. when she was done, she looked at me as if for confirmation that I liked that she did that. and she left. I was 15. Best. Day. At. The. Gym. Ever.


Ah you'll get used to girls in gym,they are all the same. They like to get infront of you and start stretching their butt out,meanwhile she stare at you with little hope of you looking at her while she exercise..They're quite pathetic really.
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