The Weird World

[TheInvincibleMan]

What is the weirdest thing that happened to you?

Mine was when I was at my local gym, and this girl who was about 23, I would rate her a good 9 out of 10 got in front of the machine I was working on and basically did a stripper dance for me. She was bending over and moaning. and slowly doing pushups while softly moaning. and looking back at me with this slutty grin. when she was done, she looked at me as if for confirmation that I liked that she did that. and she left. I was 15. Best. Day. At. The. Gym. Ever.

 

[Gasket]

One of the weirdest things has to be the fact that you decided that was worth posting and maybe lucozade-cola, stuff's just wrong.

 

[Adorno]

*snip*

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Yeah sounds like someone is telling porky pies.

 

[Verbeek]

What is the weirdest thing that happened to you?
Mine was when I was at my local gym, and this girl who was about 23, I would rate her a good 9 out of 10 got in front of the machine I was working on and basically did a stripper dance for me. She was bending over and moaning. and slowly doing pushups while softly moaning. and looking back at me with this slutty grin. when she was done, she looked at me as if for confirmation that I liked that she did that. and she left. I was 15. Best. Day. At. The. Gym. Ever.

I'm sorry bro, but that was just your imagnation.
Yeah, I know. It sucks.

 

[Seff]

You have a future writing bad erotica.

 

[Suspicous Pilgrim]

How odd, this same thing happened to me but with a middle aged man. I'll leave the mocking to you guys, I don't know what to say.

 

[TheInvincibleMan]

What is the weirdest thing that happened to you?
Mine was when I was at my local gym, and this girl who was about 23, I would rate her a good 9 out of 10 got in front of the machine I was working on and basically did a stripper dance for me. She was bending over and moaning. and slowly doing pushups while softly moaning. and looking back at me with this slutty grin. when she was done, she looked at me as if for confirmation that I liked that she did that. and she left. I was 15. Best. Day. At. The. Gym. Ever.

I'm sorry bro, but that was just your imagnation.
Yeah, I know. It sucks.

Amazingly, not a dream. although it could have been a misinterpreted nymphomatic just trying something. I have no proof. but neither do you... 

 

[kiarj]

Amazingly, not a dream. although it could have been a misinterpreted nymphomatic just trying something. I have no proof. but neither do you... 

Thus, the official taleworlds policy is to consider it a lie.

 

[Ruthven]

TheInvincibleMan should direct a porno where a young pizza delivery boy finds himself at the house of a sexy older woman. The woman then pays for her pizza and thanks the delivery boy, giving him a generous tip before he returns to his workplace.

 

[MrNomNom]

TheInvincibleMan should direct a porno where a young pizza delivery boy finds himself at the house of a sexy older woman. The woman then pays for her pizza and thanks the delivery boy, giving him a generous tip before he returns to his workplace.

Gross. 

@OP

You and Godfrey should create a thread together.

 

[Phonemelter]

I was 15.

And according to your profile, you still are.

 

[Tibertus]

What actually happened: He went to the gym, saw a hot chick, and decided to embellish his story so he had something to brag about on the internet and maybe, just maybe, fool himself into thinking his life isn't as lonely and pathetic as it really is.

 

[Austupaio]

Profile says he's American.

What actually actually happened; He considered going to a gym but found reasons to put it off and saw a hot chick later in the day then decided to embellish his story so he had something to brag about on the internet and maybe, just maybe, fool himself into thinking his life isn't as lonely and pathetic as it really is.

 

[Tibertus]

I'm American and I work out. I'm not even obese.

 

[Seltus]

STOP BREAKING MY STEREOTYPES

 

[Tibertus]

Isn't Magorian American too? He seems like the type that exercises.

 

[AWdeV]

He is, he does.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

It's muscular fat.

 

[Taimat396]

And it's not from going to the gym. He invented full body masturbation.