The things kids say-Kind of....explicit????

[blackflame778]

Found this on some forum, funny ****.

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

 

[Ruthven]

Been said before, so, too late bud.

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

Are you a dupe of amondrubee?

 

[Tibertus]

Lol, is your **** 3.5 inches?

 

[Elenmmare]

Do you not see the

Found this on some forum, funny ****.

sentence?

 

[Gothic Knight]

Which forum did you find this on?I doubt that a 22year old could be that pitiful but he can go to jail if anyone finds out.Anyway,how could a 22year old type so horribly.No wonder the girl got a D and this dumbass put butter in a microwave.

 

[Elenmmare]

...Or it could be a joke!

 

[Gothic Knight]

That was my assumption.
"doubt that a 22year old could be that pitiful"

 

[Tibertus]

i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

Lucky bastard.

 

[Sir Prince]

 

[Shio]

Someone should make a thread where people can post funny stories they found on other forums.

 

[Dudro]

Maybe you shouldn't have done this while yor parents would be home soon.


If I here it on the news, I'll believe you.  Nice try.