DECLARATION BY THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE TALEWORLDS ANACHRONISTS' TOGETHERNESS SOCIETY, IN MSN ASSEMBLED
When in the Course of forum events it becomes necessary for one forum community to dissolve the multiplayer bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the forum, the separate and equal station to which Taleworlds and the Admins entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of forumites requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be ****ing obvious, that all forumites are registered equal, that they are endowed by the Admins with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Choice of Avatars, Acceptance and the pursuit of Fun. — That to secure these rights, Clans are instituted among Forumites, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Clan becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Forumites to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Clans, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Clans long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that forumites are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long thread of asshattery and thunder****ishness, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to — **** it, we're leaving.