Wolfhead
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Ok, first things first. My name is Renan (yes, French people, you’ve read it right), I’m a 20 year old Brazilian geek/gamer, and I’d like to share a story. It’s a long story, so bear with me.
I’m new to this forum and I’m new to Mount & Blade itself – been playing for a month or so, now.
I played the native for two weeks or so, and the 1257 for the 1.011 till yesterday when I found out – and immediately downloaded - the Native Expansion mod. I downloaded the 550 from some bit torrent laying somewhere in the internet.
So I played it like crazy since yesterday until I found that nasty clone bug. No, I’m not asking for help, I downloaded the 580 patch to fix it, but the 580 is exactly the reason I’m writing all this. You see, after I downloaded and installed the patches from the “patches thread”, along with the cooler helmets design and the siege scenes pack, I went to play the game, and restored my save.
Once in the world map, I highlighted Suno and to my surprise, that clone that freaked me out was still there. Upon entering the town and going to the castle, I look at my character, and realized that both he and his clone had no torso or arms: only head, legs and feet.
Where his torso should be there was nothing. Just a lower body walking around with a floating head attached to its invisible shoulders. That both cracked me up and freaked me out.
So I opened the inventory screen and saw the problem. My armor was gone, and in it’s place, in the armor slot, there was an awesome cleaver with huge damage that I suppose it belongs to some lord or Dark Knight. In my hand slot, there was a gun. In two of my weapon slots there were helmets.
Once I took it off, everything went back to normal in my body, so I went out of the castle and opened the market place menu to buy some armor, now that my armor had gone.
To my surprise, the ARMOR vendor was selling Lady Larktin’s sword (!!!). Also the other vendors were selling random stuff, along with their own products (i.e.: The horse vendor was selling swords and armor AND horses).
Wondering if surprises would ever end, I went to the tavern(no reason, just to see if my character was back to normal). Guess what: the surprises didn’t end.
My character was ok. The people in the tavern were not. There was:
- Deshavi, with a great helmet, barefoot and in her underwear.
- A cross-dressing ransom broker with a pretty, pretty dress. (hahahahaha)
Confused, since Deshavi was previously on my party, I went out of Suno and opened my party screen. Instead of Deshavi, there was Aragorn. But not only he had the same “no torso, just legs and head”problem my character had, he had a female head, with a sword though it(!!!).When I went to fix it in his equipment screen, the game crashed and closed alone.
So I realized that in my short absence from Calradia a lot of things happened:
- Deshavi left my party and, probably hooking up on drugs, sold her armor and went into prostitution to maintain her vice.
- Lady Larktin abandoned her obscure plots of world domination and sold her sword to buy her way to a life of peace and retirement.
- The ransom broker in Suno became a Drag-Queen.
- Aragorn became a transsexual with no torso and with a weird tiara.
Please note that I’m not asking for help or reporting a bug. I deleted the save and started another, and everything has been great so far. I just hadn’t lol’ed so much in the last weeks and though I should share it with you, for amusing purposes.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t take any prints before the game crashed.
Thank you for reading, and thank you, The Mercenary and the NE staff, for providing us with this awesome mod for this amazing game.
I’m new to this forum and I’m new to Mount & Blade itself – been playing for a month or so, now.
I played the native for two weeks or so, and the 1257 for the 1.011 till yesterday when I found out – and immediately downloaded - the Native Expansion mod. I downloaded the 550 from some bit torrent laying somewhere in the internet.
So I played it like crazy since yesterday until I found that nasty clone bug. No, I’m not asking for help, I downloaded the 580 patch to fix it, but the 580 is exactly the reason I’m writing all this. You see, after I downloaded and installed the patches from the “patches thread”, along with the cooler helmets design and the siege scenes pack, I went to play the game, and restored my save.
Once in the world map, I highlighted Suno and to my surprise, that clone that freaked me out was still there. Upon entering the town and going to the castle, I look at my character, and realized that both he and his clone had no torso or arms: only head, legs and feet.
Where his torso should be there was nothing. Just a lower body walking around with a floating head attached to its invisible shoulders. That both cracked me up and freaked me out.
So I opened the inventory screen and saw the problem. My armor was gone, and in it’s place, in the armor slot, there was an awesome cleaver with huge damage that I suppose it belongs to some lord or Dark Knight. In my hand slot, there was a gun. In two of my weapon slots there were helmets.
Once I took it off, everything went back to normal in my body, so I went out of the castle and opened the market place menu to buy some armor, now that my armor had gone.
To my surprise, the ARMOR vendor was selling Lady Larktin’s sword (!!!). Also the other vendors were selling random stuff, along with their own products (i.e.: The horse vendor was selling swords and armor AND horses).
Wondering if surprises would ever end, I went to the tavern(no reason, just to see if my character was back to normal). Guess what: the surprises didn’t end.
My character was ok. The people in the tavern were not. There was:
- Deshavi, with a great helmet, barefoot and in her underwear.
- A cross-dressing ransom broker with a pretty, pretty dress. (hahahahaha)
Confused, since Deshavi was previously on my party, I went out of Suno and opened my party screen. Instead of Deshavi, there was Aragorn. But not only he had the same “no torso, just legs and head”problem my character had, he had a female head, with a sword though it(!!!).When I went to fix it in his equipment screen, the game crashed and closed alone.
So I realized that in my short absence from Calradia a lot of things happened:
- Deshavi left my party and, probably hooking up on drugs, sold her armor and went into prostitution to maintain her vice.
- Lady Larktin abandoned her obscure plots of world domination and sold her sword to buy her way to a life of peace and retirement.
- The ransom broker in Suno became a Drag-Queen.
- Aragorn became a transsexual with no torso and with a weird tiara.
Please note that I’m not asking for help or reporting a bug. I deleted the save and started another, and everything has been great so far. I just hadn’t lol’ed so much in the last weeks and though I should share it with you, for amusing purposes.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t take any prints before the game crashed.
Thank you for reading, and thank you, The Mercenary and the NE staff, for providing us with this awesome mod for this amazing game.