The story of a NW soldier (By the community)

[AtheistOverlord]

But luckely, he had his old companion with him. A bottle of Vodka.

 

[Othurin]

After the vodka saves him, the general decides to go to Klagenfurt but there is a revolution in the ranks started by those who dislike the tsar(commies). Drunk as he is, Jack/James joins the revolutionists thinking they are the loyalists.

 

[Stevon]

They are viciously put down, the Russian Tsarists taking a page out of Napoléon's book, lay down more than a few "whiffs of grapeshot" on the revolutionaries. James narrowly escapes with his life and flees to Berlin.

 

[5arge]

While resting his war weary feet in Berlin, he makes a rendezvous with his lost love, the Spanish nurse Milly.

 

[Stevon]

However, their reunion is short lived, as James (now working as a barber in Berlin) is drafted into the Prussian Army.

EDIT: Wait... I'm confused. Is it Jack now or still James?

 

[Chill Brah]

While the army is gathering in Berlin, James stacks up beans and heroin, knowing there will be long marches ahead.

 

[Othurin]

Giving the heroin to the rest of the soldiers they really quick and marches around the enemy take everything

 

[Coconut]

Jack revives a letter from his sister Betty that she is going to have a wedding in France with her fiance James.

 

[Othurin]

Weren't they arsoners in London D:

Anyway, - Jack asks his colonel for leave for the marriage and travels to Nice in France where the wedding is being held, and steals artillery from his regiment to help them blow up the church they are being wed in.

 

[koach2]

As he fired the cannon, one of the cavalrymen, who was mounted up patrolling the church, lagged out, sending him to the sky due to a bug. The shell hit right on the horse, exploding in mid air.

 

[Londnred]

After the utterly solemn and serious affair of the wedding, Jack convinces his brother James to leave his wife and come join the Prussian Army with him.
For some reason, the Prussian army decides to go to Spain, where Jack and James (And of course their old mate, Regimental Colour Captain Major General Lord Obadiah Hakeswill of Brandenburg) meet a marvelous fellow called "Richard Sharpe" who is a "Captain" in the 95th "Regiment" of Foot.

 

[Stevon]

They proceed to club him over the head with their musket butts and mug him.

 

[Othurin]

In the army, they  found Out prussia planned to kidnap napoleon and give him amnesia so he thinks he's q prussian general. However, They need an elite crew that are good at explosives so betty jack and jaimes travel to Paris where he currently is

 

[Londnred]

Napoleon Kidnapping plan goes to plan, now they are travelling through France back to Prussia with a very "cheerful" Bonaparte.
Meanwhile, Captain Sharpe heals his injuries from the assault with the usual best Brown Paper, Parafin oil, vinegar and witchcraft.

 

[D-Lop]

But then the Austrians attack them, stealing Napoleon for their own plans

 

[Chill Brah]

Jack and James, upset over losing Napoleon go to a gentleman's club and waste all their money there.

 

[Stevon]

In order to keep themselves clothed and fed, they then join the French army.
(the Austrians attacked them while they were still in France correct?)

 

[PopsMauler]

They then promply realize that the French rations are even more scant, and thus join up with a corrupt Capitaine to loot the countryside.

 

[D-Lop]

But villagers kill everyone but James, who flees to the Caribbean and becomes a pirate.

 

[TWking]

-He picks up a black round thing on some paper, then every one attacks him, but he safely ran off  the boat(its still docked at France) and runs to join Austria