The story of a NW soldier (By the community)

[Dealen]

-And when he came to the forest he saw bunch of american natives and took an arrow In the knee

 

[Othurin]

Then he became very mad, filled with rage thinking that's a very old overused joke and started flying to washington and breathed fire on the white house.
And that, children, is how the burning of the white house in the war of 1812 happened

 

[Megaberna]

- And then he returned to europe to fight the french! He now finded himself surronded by multiple enemies.

PS: Keep the story a little realistic please

 

[TWking]

James catches a boat to Spain but it is attack by drunken british deserters who swapped thier captian for a french guy who is deaf.

 

[48e_Regiment_de_Ligne]

-then betty apears and blows everything up

 

[Othurin]

Then James marries Betty and they teamkill the entire british army with artillereh

 

[Megaberna]

- The James permently bans betty from his life and rejoins his regiment and pushes foward the french lines...

 

[Othurin]

Then he realizes he killed all of his regiment so it's just him versus the entire french army

 

[AtheistOverlord]

But then he realized the Americans nuked the french.

 

[5arge]

-FIN-

 

[Othurin]

Couldn't have written more of an ending than that?

-Then Betty buys a new serial key for 'Life' and they remarry and live happily ever after as arsoners in London

 

[AtheistOverlord]

*cheering* WE WANT MORE!

 

[Agros]

James picks up his old musket and shoots the guy that was cheering-

 

[Othurin]

Can someone be arsed to write a summary or write everything down in one post?

 

[TWking]

Starting again
keep it realistic this time, and i think it would be better keeping it in europe.


Jack joins the Russia army after running from England after running form France after running form England(twice).

 

[Megaberna]

- He sees the russian army more friendly then the other ones...

 

[Helixrider]

However he did not realise that its winter in russia and slowly starts dying of dysentery

 

[Othurin]

He convinces the russian general they can't stay in russia because of the cold, so the general marches on Vienna.

 

[Megaberna]

- they invade Vienna and take over the city...but James gets a cold

 

[Commander Millander]

The Irony almost kills him.