The story of a NW soldier (By the community)

[StGene]

-Many tears were shed by James.

 

[Talii]

- For This, his Regimental Corporal gave him a good beating.

 

[Stevon]

-If you know what I mean...

隐藏

25 lashes, and no rations for a week. James, utterly famished, decided to sneak into an officer's tent and pilfer some scones

 

[Connzcdf]

-But being the guy he is, he is caught again and is exploited in the officer tent.

 

[Stevon]

D:
-Was the face made by James when they forced him to play strip poker with them. James left with the same expression on his face and markedly fewer clothes...

 

[jets511]

Then James decided to betray his Nation by running to the French

 

[pod455]

- he didnt know french so he knew it was a bad idea but he did it anyway

 

[N3XuS]

He fought many battles and got into the Old Guard and learnt something to scream : SACRE BLEU

 

[IIe Gordon]

FOR THE ELDER SCROLLS HATH FORESEEN THIS!

 

[Othurin]

Then, because french are cowards, he dropped his rifle in battle and ran to the EA company in Madrid.

 

[Commander Millander]

Because he was still in French Uniform he was shot in the leg and lost hist right arm.

 

[5arge]

While recovering from his wounds in a Spanish field hospital, he had a sordid affair with a Spanish nurse named Milly.

 

[Kamelkanzler]

But Milly was the wife of a british officer.

 

[Othurin]

The british officer forced him back in the army, but this time the british sent him to north america to participate in the war of 1812. After a great deal of whipping of course.

 

[Desideratus]

But before he got shipped to the Americas, the ship was attacked by the French!

 

[Othurin]

The french, being french, surrendered and now they had more ships defending them on the way to canada

 

[Commander Millander]

They land in Boston Harbor and have a tea party

 

[Kawee]

- James learned the hard way, next morning, that he's allergic to tea, especially English Earlgrey.

 

[Othurin]

The french, being french, surrendered and now they had more ships defending them on the way to Canada

They land in Boston Harbor and have a tea party

 

[Connzcdf]

-In a twisted fate the boat is pushed off track into the harbor.

(Nice save if you ask me )