The story of a NW soldier (By the community)

[Londnred]

the Prussians ran away, pursued by the birds.

 

[miller12]

james then unzipped his pants and approached and approached the prussian drummer boy

 

[captain folms]

The boy carefully unzipped his tight trousers, and began to feel the glory of the war.

 

[Connzcdf]

All of a sudden, a cannon ball ripped through the Prussian drummer.

 

[Londnred]

And ripped James'  off.

 

[MCCougar]

Bystanders looked at his life-less body as though it was that kid on the block that you don't like but everyone does so you kinda have to fake liking him e.g. they spat on his dead body.

 

[König]

But then his head's eyes opened, and then he started laughing and laughing and laughing more. Then he stood up, picked up his head and...

 

[DiplexHeated]

decided to take a walk for a bit, and just enjoy the weather. But suddenly..

 

[Subject_18]

A bear attacks him from the rear!!!

 

[KhanGirey]

He turns around and pulls out his old pistol from campaigning. He fires but NW's stupid mechanics make the bear even angrier as it gets closer.

 

[Colonel Lance]

James didnt realise that it was a tame bear that just wanted to hug with him so they decided too....

 

[Megaberna]

He decided to bring the bear with him for the next battle! It was the british secret weapon from there foward but one day someting happened to the bear...

 

[Mack.]

The day of the ''battle '' has come and James stands proud next to his bear.

 

[darthtaco123]

James sat there with his bear, when an urge to turn it into a bear-skin cap came about.

 

[Vissy]

He pondered the possibility for a moment. It would sure make a fine cap. Warm, soft, reliable, suitable for long travels. He rubbed his rough chin, expression stony and emotionless. I don't travel, though. The bear's still useful, too. Still allowing no emotion show on his face, he concentrated on the present again. A shotgun appeared out of the thin air to his hands. "It's show-time..." James stood up, mounting himself on the bear, driving it at his enemies before any action had been made from either side. He lifted the shotgun to point at the general direction of the enemy army. "For Unicorns!", came the raspy battle-cry. He had allowed the dry, summer-hot air drain his lungs empty and fill them with dust.

 

[MCCougar]

However through this entire section he has not has his head and could not see, so here something that these guys did not tell you! The british has a device that allowed you to bring someone back to life with all part atttached. Unfortunatly it was still a prototype so I had a few umm.... misfunction such as putting James' head on the arm with the eyes facing into his skin and his legs were a tad misplaced

 

[Bravo2255]

He wobbled round' to a fro'. With fiery hot musket balls screeching past his ears.

 

[Taira185]

Alarmed and suddenly terrified, James alt-f4d right before the British opened up another volley...

 

[Elduar_Rhinestone]

Then, he opened his browser and went to the forums again, creating a thread complaining about ''muskets being overp0wered''

 

[MCCougar]

Unfortunatly he got banned and his serial key take in away from him while he was protesting in one of the NW servers