The Smokeshack

[Jock]

Yeah, my mate's pretty outgoing while high so I keep having to be social when I'm with him.
And yes, it was enjoyable.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I have the advantage of enjoying life without needing to get high. Weed is so ****in’ boring. Every party/gathering/people in a room I’ve been to with us hitting phat kones has been the most dull experience ever. Sitting doing jack piss? Yeah, great!

The feeling of being high from THC is so shallow and artificial. I’d much rather have a proper high from adrenaline or something that doesn’t involve putting an external drug into your blood. In fact, drugs will never replace the feeling of purity and being alive that I get when I dance or run or play squash or climb or dance or run or explore an abandoned building or run or dance.

I can appreciate the calming effect a mellow hit can do for anxiety/stress etc but to consistently hit phat plumes of marry jewanas for fun is retarded.

 

[Calradianın bilgesi]

This was the exact post I was expecting when I saw 'last post by densetsu'

 

[Dryvus]

I don't need to go down that slide everyone is enjoying! I find JOGGING to be a complete thrill. Did you know that people fall off slides??!?! I can appreciate taking part in the National Sliding Day festivities but going on the slide for fun to have fun is retarded!

 

[crodio]

straightedgesetsu

 

[Jock]

Not even sure if AoE 2 is being serious here.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

It’s mostly serious. 100% of parties are ruined by people breaking out weed. Who the **** wants to sit around doing nothing at a ****ing party, it’s so stupid.

 

[Jock]

I don't know what type of weed y'all been smoking, but I usually enjoy all activities when baked. Sure, the first couple of times you might feel inclined to stay couchlocked, but more often than not I've felt like doing something - dance for an example - after a hit. I guess your opinion is based very much on personal experience and I can't blame you. I felt the same for a long time until I smoked with another friend of mine who didn't want to just stay on the couch for half the day after hitting a blunt.

 

[Bromden]

Sitting doing jack piss? Yeah, great!

Who the **** wants to sit around doing nothing at a ****ing party, it’s so stupid.

There's the problem. You should do something fun.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

That’s the thing, I do. I’m the one that wants to do fun stuff on weed, but everyone else wants to sit around and watch King of the Hill.

Also, dancing and doing fun stuff when you’re baked just feels boring. Like, I prefer to have a clear head when I’m doing stuff. The feeling of taking drugs just feels too artificial to me. Of course, my opinion is the only one that matters.

 

[Jock]

You kind of sound like someone who's only done a couple of puffs from a joint and thought that's it. There's levels to this **** mate.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Wrong, I’ve done lots of dank marry jews in my day. Mostly phat kones, some bongz. Whenever I’ve been really, really baked it’s been interesting, but I literally prefer to be 100% sober. I don’t drink alcohol either, man.

Being high might feel really great to you and you might think it would be impossible for someone to not enjoy being really high, but I actually prefer having a completely clear mind to being hashtag baked. My brain is constantly thinking about ideas, systems, concepts, everything, gash etc and fires on all cylinders. As soon as you take that ability away from me I do not enjoy it. Marry Jewanas does not make you more creative when you’re already at peak 100% creativity. Having Asperger’s Gash Syndrome, or Gashberger’s as I like to call it, is a great thing.

Basically I'm saying you should feel bad for doing drugs and I hope you drop your next Phat Kone in a puddle.

 

[Dryvus]

I'm sorry about your brain disability.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

We're not so different, you and I.

 

[Dryvus]

Apart from the brain disability that is.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I have Asparagus: Alien Syndrome (エイリアンシンドローム Eirian Shindorōmu), you have Acute Disseminated Encephalomyelitis.

 

[Dryvus]

I'll eat it here, thanks.

 

[Bromden]

That’s the thing, I do. I’m the one that wants to do fun stuff on weed, but everyone else wants to sit around and watch King of the Hill.

Also, dancing and doing fun stuff when you’re baked just feels boring. Like, I prefer to have a clear head when I’m doing stuff. The feeling of taking drugs just feels too artificial to me. Of course, my opinion is the only one that matters.

That everyone should try smoking less at once, then maybe they'd have energy to do something.

You have to do some physical activity that also needs you to pay attention, like fighting. Next time when you are getting stoned with your friends, spontaneously start a deathmatch by hitting the others with random items. You will all enjoy it greatly, I guarantee you.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Why would you waste a good high with actual physical activity? You people disgust me.

 

[Jock]

You have to do some physical activity that also needs you to pay attention, like fighting. Next time when you are getting stoned with your friends, spontaneously start a deathmatch by hitting the others with random items.

I think he might spontaneously start it by opening his mouth and voicing similar opinions as stated in this thread.