The Sex Thread.

[Seff]

Yes.

 

[Jhessail]

Bodice rippers always stay classy.

 

[Seff]

Odd that you know so much about it. :3

 

[Jhessail]

They could be my secret vice.

Or not.

I'm not admitting anything.

 

[Paronomasia12]

Argh. Read "vice" and thought, "Wonder how it'd be used?"

 

[Austupaio]

Oh god, you too, Jhess? Why has this become a pattern in my life

 

[Seff]

Heheh, so the bodyguard has a weakness... Hmm.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Well, it's easier to guard a body when it can't run away, right?

 

[Seff]

...this is true. I fear what she would do if I was tied up, though. Strap-ons come to mind.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Now, now! Where's your sense of adventure!?

 

[Seff]

Not hidden in my ass,  ready to get pegged.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

No, that's your prostate, of course!

 

[Seff]

I wish that was attractive, it sounds like good orgasms.

 

[Lyze]

I wish that was attractive, it sounds like good orgasms.

... oh, they really are. I assure you. Especially when you're bound/restrained/tied in some fashion or other. The movements you use to process and experience the pleasure are restricted, so it kind of rebounds on itself.

 

[Seff]

You make a good argument, but being bound has never turned me on either.

 

[Paronomasia12]

An intimate moment didn't go well. Overpowering headache-inducing smell of perfume, a soapy chemical taste, unpleasant lightheadedness throughout, and a mediocre finish. The only good thing I think, was the slickness of the skin when we held each other tight.

Edit to avoid double-posting:

I've been petitioned for a second attempt but I just don't have the enthusiasm I had last time.

 

[Austupaio]

Like, bath sex or what? Yeah, that's one those things that only really work if you're both in a particularly passionate mood.

As for what Seff and co are discussing, I've never been comfortable with the idea of being bound or even binding others, to my wife's chargrin. I just don't trust the world enough to purposefully make myself or anyone else helpless. I know, fukn paranoid.

 

[Krik]

Same. My ex wanted me to tie her to a tree once (we ****ed in the woods a lot being secretive teens) but I said **** no. What if I got stabbed in the back or some ****?

 

[Austupaio]

Exactly! What if your house burns down, the police bust down the door, criminals come through a window, the non-bound person has cardiac arrest or a stroke or some other crazy **** happens.

I had a ****ing black bear break into our home once, I mean **** happens.

 

[PoisonCourtesan]

Haha, that's my attitude about it too.